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After the Chile junta in 1973, rumors spread that the police would be questioning liberals. Many went and lined up at police stations for their "interviews" and some used their pull to get to the front of the line. Same mindset:

very interesting that this guy chose to attack a Tesla dealership wearing an American flag and what looks like a Naruto headband(?)

As of Wednesday, March 5th, 2025, we are as far away from The Simpsons Movie (2007), as the movie was from the first episode (1989). (Per u/SyNiiCaL on Reddit)

When I have aisle seats at The Lion King and the performers are starting to come down from the stage

AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.

I'm Not Perverted, I'm Just Italian - Cuomo 2028

How to Unlock Luigi Through Jury Nullification hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

I legit thought this was a @hard-drive.net headline

I’m at the MAD TV 30 year anniversary show at The Baked Potato on Ventura. I’m the only one here — does it start later? Little help?

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Pete Hegseth has arrived at the Munich Security Conference and is giving a speech about pussies and assholes.

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

Picturing him at a my chemical romance show

and now for our “in memoriam” segment

Mitch McConnell all day like…

Actions speak louder than words and Direct Action speaks volumes

gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are

Saving the world before bedtime

Y’know both Musk and Trump have a lot of physical properties / holdings in the USA and around the world. Personal financial interests tied to places and things that are as subject to the laws of physics as anywhere /anything else. There is no reason I’m posting this! Just an interesting fact. Hm.

I’m doing my part! #ITYSL

Happy Groundhog Day

They all laughed at me in 4th grade when I said “I’ll be able to buy a house when I sell these POGS someday, you’ll see! A combination of late stage capitalism, existential dread, and nostalgia as an act of escapism will drive the price of these cardboard circles into the stratosphere on the web!”

Prequel haters in ruins now that Revenge of the Sith is one of the most prescient films of all time

They both can suck eggs in hell

After watching a nation collectively erase their memories of how much people disliked the Patriots (vis a vis the Chiefs)—we needed this reminder. Thank you Bill.

Frostburg State is facing a multimillion-dollar deficit. Other colleges may follow.

Bobby Hill wasn’t kicking those people in the balls, he was telling them “that’s my purse.” Watch the full video. It’s a similar motion but it’s a Roman leg hello.

Don’t you just hate it when enemies respawn… Now here’s something completely unrelated to video games which is what I was referring to earlier

I see Hulu's got all three of the classics

Love this town…🎨by Timothy Goodman

The first three letters of "hot dog" and "Dog Day Afternoon" spell out "hot dog". The remaining letters spell out "Dog Day Afternoon".

oh so when pixar makes a movie about monsters harvesting the fear of children as an energy source its a classic family film but when i do that in real life its bad. grow up

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Don’t talk about it, be about it! Start throwing hands Liz!!!