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I got me a double yolker today! I knew there was something special about that egg! #food 🍜🍽️

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Dow Futures are down 1,000 points... S&P Futures down 167 and NASDAQ Futures are down 640. Nice job in killing my 401K, you jackass. At least Social Security will save me... What's that now???

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Just released, Trump has put out an additional list of tariffs: International House of Pancakes 10% Ursa Minor 38% Freedonia 17% Nation of Language 10% Yogurtland 83% Eurasia 10% MILF Island 69% Alderaan 10% Mar a Lago 10%

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Does this mean they've chosen a new pope?

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This is Trump's fault... There's no other explanation for it. Trump and his god damned tariffs!

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Please tell me it's a swift kick to Musk's balls...

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It's 65° and Im shaking cold. Im not saying the vaccinations yesterday kicked my ass, but they definitely were not nice to me! Did give me an excuse to stay in bed all day though!

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With the nice weather comes the jackasses in muscle cars who feel the need to rev their engines to absurdly loud decibels at 1:00 am... Outside my window, no less!

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"Her holes are for everyone but her heart is mine" Wow. That's so romantic.

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Is it too early to watch porn? Or should I wait til noon before starting?

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Hops enjoying her #caturday... Hope you're having a good one too!

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Just got my shingles (2) vax and my measles vax. Here's hoping they don't kick my ass!

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My niece's cat just dropped a huge poop. The thing is unbelievable... It rivals sone of my best work. All from a little 8 pound cat! (No pics cuz it's gross, you sickos)

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This is what $25 worth of Pad Thai looks like. No way I can eat it all. I've barely made a dent into the thing... $1 for extra peanuts and $2 for an extra egg! 🍜🍽️ #food

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They crucified him and left him for dead... Now he's back for vengeance. Passion of the Christ 2. There's a Christ to pay for your sins...

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My sister's dog is getting fat! Today I gave him ½ sausage McGriddle, 1 piece of fried chicken (no bones) and ½ of my Jimmy John's sandwich. Plus his normal dog food!

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Wild boar chops with black beans and rice and sauteed onions... #food 🍜🍽️

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The last thing my sister told me before she left today was "Don't let the dog get fat". So today, he had 2 cheeseburgers, 1 piece of fried chicken (no bones), a bunch of french fries, a piece of ham and his regular dog food. He gonna be tubby by Friday!

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Today is March 25, 2025... AKA Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Day!

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At my sister's house watching the cat & dog for the next 3 days while the family is on vacation. That means I have to park my car OUTSIDE. This is unacceptable. First leaf that falls on my car, a tree gets cut down. First bird that craps on it will not need to worry about H5N1, it'll worry about me

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Quote with your Lock Screen

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Ginger Rogers is simply awesome! 🥰

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@support.bsky.team Hi! My Discover feed is acting wonky. I have to refresh it 10-15 times before it shows me anything and even then, it only shows a handful of posts... I'm using the mobile app on a Samsung Galaxy S22...

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Hounds 🤌🏿

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That's a 20% death rate! At what point is that an acceptable number for one's children???

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Got gas for my car today. I use about ¼ tank every 2 weeks. Set me back $17.74. I remember when $20 got me a full tank... I miss the old days when I used to bitch about gas being $1.70 a gallon...

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Is it a little bit sad that my plans to leave the house depends on if it's gonna rain or not? I'll plan my schedule around what time it rains so my car doesn't get all dirty.

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