Just released, Trump has put out an additional list of tariffs: International House of Pancakes 10% Ursa Minor 38% Freedonia 17% Nation of Language 10% Yogurtland 83% Eurasia 10% MILF Island 69% Alderaan 10% Mar a Lago 10% - ThreadSky

mauraquint.bsky.social • 2 days ago

Just released, Trump has put out an additional list of tariffs:
International House of Pancakes 10%
Ursa Minor 38%
Freedonia 17%
Nation of Language 10%
Yogurtland 83%
Eurasia 10%
MILF Island 69%
Alderaan 10%
Mar a Lago 10%

Reposted from Dr Alex Cruikshanks

Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands.

The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.

Comments

thetariqm.bsky.social•2 days ago

Afrika Bambaataa and the Zulu Nation are now completely unaffordable.

mwdooley.bsky.social•2 days ago

Is it true Waffle House received an exception?

karenmhj.bsky.social•2 days ago

Zamunda?
Wakanda?

spicetrader.bsky.social•2 days ago

what about the Bermuda Triangle?

drobertsimg.bsky.social•2 days ago

MILF Island has been stealing our horniest young men without paying for it for far too long.

oldohman.bsky.social•2 days ago

And MILF Island's sworn enemy Epstein Island didn't even make the list! Hmm!

mateohh.bsky.social•2 days ago

pouring one out for the inhabitants here

itismashagain.bsky.social•2 days ago

Why is Cougar Island exempt from tariffs?

pgharley56.bsky.social•2 days ago

No, not Milf Island! What’s next, the Straits of GILF?

mobute.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hail, Freedonia!

conquistador.bsky.social•2 days ago

Stankonia still good!

codemistress.bsky.social•2 days ago

decker-x.bsky.social•2 days ago

Don’t forget Naboo. The taxation of trade routes are in dispute there.

scottgibbs.bsky.social•2 days ago

MILF Island 69%

othiym23.bsky.social•2 days ago

what's the rate on Stankonia tho

mickeyoz.bsky.social•2 days ago

...and Norfolk Island is part of Australian territory. Australia and all its other territories only got 10%. Its like they had Helen Keller throw darts at a board an those were the tariff numbers.

pacoceanlover.bsky.social•2 days ago

Brilliant

mrcalvintrempane.bsky.social•2 days ago

We’re going to do a 25% tariff on the town from Encanto. You know, “Casita?” And they’re sending us criminals and insane people. They don’t wanna talk about Bruno, but we have to because he’s a not so nice guy. And he’s invading. Maybe we’re gonna be not so nice back unless I get a magic Casita.

jonathanxavier513.bsky.social•2 days ago

Next up:

Isle of Langerhans and Nation of Ulysses

jonathanxavier513.bsky.social•2 days ago

Dammit, you're not just punishing MILFs, think of all the poor pool boys, gardeners and tennis pros/teachers that will be decimated. Cruel.

angold.bsky.social•2 days ago

Only Epstein Island was spared as he has fond memories of his time there.

grandjordanian.bsky.social•2 days ago

And we have to have Wakanda. We just have to have it.

nerd88.bsky.social•1 day ago

25 percent on Vibranium.

sageboomer.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oh yeah!! I've been to MILF island when I was younger in the Coast Guard.

springbreaklawyer.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thankfully, he spared Stankonia.

strkanerve.bsky.social•2 days ago

Kendra Lust been coasting far too long.

undermyumbrella.bsky.social•2 days ago

Atlantis and Asgard have been screwing us for centuries! Why aren't they on here yet?

starbucksjunkee.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hey are you a day late here? 🤔

maaronjo.bsky.social•2 days ago

Narnia has been very unfair to us

scoundrel2.bsky.social•2 days ago

wooooo yogurtland

bridledhostility.bsky.social•2 days ago

Aunt Annie’s dodged a bullet!

researchette.bsky.social•2 days ago

I heard he's putting 33 1/3% tariff on Musicland - even though they don't exist anymore after they, along with Record Town and Tape World, were invaded by the forces of Limewire and Kazaa.

bbix.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂😂😂

willowminder.bsky.social•2 days ago

Gondor got 20%, Mordor 0. Draw your own conclusion.

zzorgon.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nambia?

Why is he not imposing tariffs on Nambia?

cspencef.bsky.social•2 days ago

Don’t forget Narnia. Somehow, though, Calormen seems to be getting a pass. Typical.

songsforbeginners.bsky.social•1 day ago

s/b MarALago -10%

greeblehaus.bsky.social•2 days ago

I bet you 10 bucks we could get him to really tax Freedonia.

mauraquint.bsky.social•2 days ago

you just need to ask him why he taxed Freedonia at 10% and he'll say some nonsense validating it

greeblehaus.bsky.social•2 days ago

lugrig.bsky.social•2 days ago

and, by EO, retroactive annexation of Pangea

iainsut.bsky.social•2 days ago

He didn’t include Atlantis only because they are underwater

mauraquint.bsky.social•2 days ago

solid

iainsut.bsky.social•2 days ago

You can have it for the onion

sfbrion.bsky.social•2 days ago

Portlandia?

nickcc0623.bsky.social•2 days ago

No not MILF Island!

ntexasblue.bsky.social•2 days ago

Gilead 0%

franklymrshankly17.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump will also announce further sanctions on
Wakanda 100%
Mandalore 50%
The Easter Bunny 20%
The North Pole 100% (sorry kids)
Tooth Fairy 100%.

syreveeks.bsky.social•2 days ago

Haven’t the poor people of Alderaan suffered enough?!?!

mario-y.bsky.social•2 days ago

The island from Lost 42%

jimgoodale.bsky.social•2 days ago

I be puts a tariff on the Gator Nation, it will mean war.

jimgoodale.bsky.social•2 days ago

Damn typos!

petermdavies80.bsky.social•2 days ago

Luckily Lando Calrissian cut a deal for Cloud City

latinteachsmith.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just pray that it doesn’t get altered.

secretsandlaws.bsky.social•2 days ago

murrdog.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sounds about right. No McDonalds though. I understand he fake worked there. Only job he's ever had.

robofthesky.bsky.social•2 days ago

The 25% tariffs on Yugoslavia is going to break us.

otho32.bsky.social•2 days ago

You had me at Milf Island.

cparms.bsky.social•2 days ago

Burger King(dom)gets a pass because oligarch .

randymiller.bsky.social•2 days ago

Raider Nation gets 40%

bsimmering1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Stankonia very unfair to us. They made the lovely Ms Jackson's daughter cry. They say they're sorry but I don't think they're for real.

d-d-jones.bsky.social•2 days ago

So Eurasia gets hit and Neuralgia escapes unscathed.

lefabe666.bsky.social•2 days ago

Nation of language are so good! They don’t deserve to be hit by tariffs.

segm09.bsky.social•2 days ago

Somehow Arrakis spared?

thetellurian.bsky.social•2 days ago

You forgot Númenor.

pardontheexpletive.bsky.social•2 days ago

Rhythm Nation exempt?

noblewatchman.bsky.social•2 days ago

And he left Oz alone…for now.

drmomwhome.bsky.social•2 days ago

That’ll learn ‘em….

inanity101.bsky.social•2 days ago

If he imposes tariffs on Stankonia I'm gonna lose it

mikebsacks.bsky.social•2 days ago

Freedonia. Love it.

tpasinet.bsky.social•2 days ago

You forgot the Klingon Empire :/

arty-san.bsky.social•3 hours ago

The story isn't even that TRUMP imposed tariffs on two barren islands inhabited only by penguins, it's that he CLAIMS in his chart that the penguins put tariffs on US!

#trumptariffs #trump #tariffs #heardisland #antarctic #reciprocaltariffs #tradewars #incompetence #president #trump #economics

thrillhouse512.bsky.social•2 days ago

When does he roll out the numbers for tariffs on:
Narnia
Temptation Island
Neverland
Island of Misfit toys
and Land of the Lost (not to be confused with the island from Lost)?

iainsut.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mustn’t forget Fantasy Island!

thrillhouse512.bsky.social•2 days ago

I assume he negotiated a deal with Thurston Howell III to keep Gilligan's Island off the list

iainsut.bsky.social•2 days ago

Admittedly he does like rich white men who own an island