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Author of angsty romance books that make your stomach hurt. Spicy book enthusiast. Supporter of indie authors. Birch Falls books Astray and Exile are available on KU.
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Am I doing memes correctly?

Hey do you wish more 🌶️ books featured couples old enough to remember when Pluto was a planet? Do you want to read about men behaving badly and actually being punished for it? Well do I ever have the book for you. You should click the 🔗 in the next post.

Are we doing this trend over here?

Hey Bluesky do you guys like cheap books? Mine are 99 cents today on Amazon.

Reading romance is very serious business.

Nothing like being woken up from a dead sleep by your dog having a seizure. Scared the 💩 out of me last night but he seems to be doing okay today. Poor floof.

Did you know I have a newsletter? And sometimes I actually send it out? And if you subscribe to it I’ll do a quarterly give away for a signed book from me? Well now you do.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy .

A little WIP Wednesday. It’s looking like a Juneish release for Birch Falls 3.

Like all millennials I learned about the danger of AI and the machines taking over from the movie the Terminator. I was lead to believe the robots would be much scarier. This little guy is kinda cute.

Looking for a book featuring MCs in their 30s that still know how to fuck? Want to see a couple fight for their marriage against the odds? Are you into TEMU version of Jason Momoa? Then you should read my book Astray. Available in kindle unlimited.

This is only the second audiobook listen of the year for me and I have a feeling it’s going to be difficult to beat. The narration by both narrators is absolutely top notch.

Hi. I’m Poppy. My love languages are sarcasm and gifs. I always have a song in my head and I know too much 90s Pop Culture Trivia.

“Nu-uh, Sweetness. Eyes on me. Watch me when you come.” Raw, next question.

Sorry Bluesky. Threads is getting my best content. My creativity is suppressed by your character limit.

Day two of trying to get used to this place. The environment is unfamiliar and uncomfortable. But I did finally discover the following tab so that’s progress. If you are into romantic suspense, domestic thrillers or books along those lines then you might like mine. Astray is on Kindle Unlimited.

Ever wake up from a dead sleep because the song stuck in your head is too loud? I would like to give Morrissey a hearty fuck you for causing me to wake up at 3am and not get back to sleep.

Me trying to explain who Mark Sheppard is: He’s the guy who’s in everything playing the most interesting side character.

My 23 year old coworker is as playing 80s music today. Hall and Oats You Make My Dreams Come True came on and she said “oh it’s that’s the tiktok song!” I feel so very old right now.

Does this app like it when we post about our books? Because if it will show my book promos to people then I’ll come on board. IG is currently on my 💩 list.

I still don’t get how this app works but everyone keeps making noises again about switching so here I am. Disgruntled and against my will but I am here.

Happy to see this is making the rounds over here too

Waiting for the first dark romance book featuring a MMC coded like this to drop.

Thanks to TEMU serving up WTF ads to me I’m sure I just completely f’d up my algorithm googling what the hell this thing is. And I’m still not entirely sure.

I buy a book the same way I buy a bottle of wine: do I like the little picture on the front, do I like the little blurb on the back, and does it look like it’ll &#% me up for $12

□ single □ taken ☑ f*cking my husband in the car on the street where god and TEMU Jason Momoa can see

I don’t know which UI I hate more. Canva or Bluesky. Dear god someone make my books popular enough that I can stop having to make my own graphics. Please I am begging you.

Looking for your next read?

I took two days off from here and my follower number doubled. What the heck? Umm, hi. I write spicy books that give you a stomach ache and am also known as Queen LaQueefa over on 🧵. I live at the intersection of shit posting and bookish content.