He stepped closer, smelling like pine trees and… something else. He smelled like grandpa’s homemade cedar potpourri and… something else. He smelled like old whiskey in a cave on a rainy night with hints of marmalade jam, and also… something else. He smelled like a smell I’ve always never known.

So romantic 😍

I also gag with Teslas, and unfortunately I see a strong handful of them around where I live, so it’s really a two for one gag special. Now with extra gag!

Ah yes, I forgot how effective pointing and laughing can be!