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Legitimately wish I could erase all knowledge of that first episode of new Black Mirror. Got damn.

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His argument is incredibly hollow. Who you voted for is a reflection of your values.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Are those gills?

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

No animal shall sleep in a bed (with sheets)

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Relationship with the taco truck has hit the next level: Two slices of lime in the box!!!!

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Everyone needs a place where they can dress like a maniac and dance all night. Now I have 2 😈

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

They're going to start doing it on purpose.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

When you are one hundred percent committed to battling anti-semitism:

submitted 1 day ago • 97 comments

We're all Elon's exes trying to get our child support.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Science does not work like this. The only way you can set a timeline is if you have rigged the results in advance.

submitted 2 days ago • 1529 comments

And they'll stop right there! *wink wink nudge nudge*

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Say it with me y'all: YOUR CITIZENSHIP WILL NOT SAVE YOU

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just thinking about Mike Breen hitting a top-tier "BANG" as Ja throws a grenade...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Oh, hell yeah.

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They're gonna put this on whatever tiny amount of money they allow us to keep, aren't they?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

🤞

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imagine a world where the social media history of ice agents got the fine-toothed comb treatment that they are giving to chemistry phd candidates from abroad

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

The U.S. is the only major country on Earth that does not guarantee workers a paid vacation. When a husband, wife & kids are unable to spend any time together on vacation, that is not a family value. It's an attack on everything a family is supposed to stand for. Unacceptable.

submitted 2 days ago • 644 comments

Well I'm for damn sure never getting on one of these floating toilets now.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

submitted 1 day ago • 184 comments

Imagine saying this about ANYTHING. The way these people are just OK with getting sick is really the dumbest thing about them. And that is REALLY saying something because there is SO MUCH dumb.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

or maybe, instead of solving a decades-old medical mystery in just a few months, they’ll fabricate something that makes the Q’ers swoon and endangers vaccine access. so if there’s anything you or your family needs, do it now.

submitted 2 days ago • 40 comments

The only way to say that you are starting a scientific study and you will know the definitive answer five months from now is for it to be a fake study with predetermined conclusions.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Tariff week is over. We've circled back around to air disaster week.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Billionaires are stealing from us. They’re crashing our 401Ks and our kids’ 529s so that they can make money in the aftermath. The people who have the most are stealing from the people who have the least.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

President Trump's popular vote victory was among the narrowest in modern U.S. history; it exceeds only the two elections (of Bush in 2000 and himself in 2016) in which the loser of the popular vote became the president.

submitted 2 days ago • 82 comments

Neurodivergence is not a disease and this is not an "epidemic." It is genetic. As such, "eliminating autism" is, by definition, eugenics. It's an actual crime against humanity and what RFK is suggesting here should only be reported as such. bsky.app/profile/bran...

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Never obey in advance.

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Today would be a great day to ban members of Congress and their families from trading stocks.

submitted 2 days ago • 995 comments

Imagine not realizing who looks bad in this scenario

submitted 2 days ago • 85 comments

For the record: Other countries should be trying to jail him for this.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Say it with me, y'all: YOUR CITIZENSHIP WILL NOT SAVE YOU

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The original N*zis said pretty much the same thing. The "violent" standard will soon include anyone speaking against the regime.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

this is what we're gonna get instead of vaccines huh

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The credibility of the US government is completely shot. Gone. Annihilated. Nobody anywhere in the world can believe a single word that comes out of this Administration. Ever.

submitted 3 days ago • 2347 comments

WTF is an illegal idea? I mean, I'd say 'racism' should be an illegal idea but you know they won't be cracking down on that shit. It's their lifeblood.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a trade war in Asia"

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments