imagine a world where the social media history of ice agents got the fine-toothed comb treatment that they are giving to chemistry phd candidates from abroad - ThreadSky

ugarles.bsky.social • 3 days ago

imagine a world where the social media history of ice agents got the fine-toothed comb treatment that they are giving to chemistry phd candidates from abroad

Reposted from GameBuddy

ICE aren’t even “real” cops so you can imagine the washouts and perverts that make up the whole agency. Probably legions of wife-beaters and diddlers who get their peckers hard being the literal gestapo. Hope they rot in a hell of their own design.

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stoneface.bsky.social•3 days ago

We will have to do this to suss out trump dead-enders across the government in the great remediation to come. Hopefully.

ugarles.bsky.social•3 days ago

"aha, ugarles," i can hear you saying, "they do! they put it on their resume! that's how they get hired!" and i am here to tell you to put a better joke in my replies thank you

captain-ventris.itch.io•3 days ago

Every person with a reasonable following on here always has to post joke disclaimers. Shame on you, BlueSky!

shuchancellor.online•3 days ago

AMERIKA- A BORING WORLD WHERE ALL JOKES ARE BANNED

dontputmarbles.bsky.social•3 days ago

Gulags for using /s. Anyone who doesn't understand irony doesn't deserve your joke!

dontputmarbles.bsky.social•3 days ago

This one's good

axiomatixx.bsky.social•2 days ago

Ice, ice baby?

Sorry 😔

sempersincerus.bsky.social•3 days ago

It would be embarrassing if these ICE agents left online activities out in the open* where @youranoncentral.bsky.social saw it.

*or maybe not so open

alex.fightins.online•3 days ago

this was physically refreshing to imagine, thanks

shinery.bsky.social•2 days ago

I faintly remember, meaning no exact details, an ice agent or lawyer who was found to be posting on a Nazi account on Twitter while in court for an immigration hearing? I can't remember the account or his name, but I know he was a big white bald bitch.

darwinmay.com•2 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/stevanzetti.bsky.social/post/3likrru5g2s2t

shinery.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes!

warrenwp.bsky.social•2 days ago

I would like that to happen. For science.

singhitis.bsky.social•2 days ago

No wonder why they wear masks.

maaaatttt.bsky.social•3 days ago

and then the ice agents got sent to Salvadoran gulags.

jimfrank.bsky.social•2 days ago

They are teaching us how to treat them.

markshatraw.bsky.social•3 days ago

Didn't ProPublica find some ICE lawyer who ran a white supremacist Twitter account? And that's just one guy

monicarooney.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yep

https://newrepublic.com/post/191780/ice-prosecutor-white-supremacist-account-x

originalist.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Cops Around The Country Are Posting Racist And Violent Comments On Facebook"
https://interactives.injusticewatch.org/cops-troubling-facebook-posts-revealed/

cambrianera.radical.town•3 days ago

It might be helpful to have when they claim at their trial for crimes against humanity that they were just following orders.

doebeekeet.bsky.social•2 days ago

Even the current SCOTUS doesn’t give two shits about the underlings.

standuphookup1.bsky.social•3 days ago

I think this should pertain to many law enforcement roles. I was on a European tour, and a woman on the tour who was a nurse quit her job to become a corrections officer because, and I quote, "I'm tired of helping so many Mrxicans."

ugarles.bsky.social•3 days ago

jfc