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porschespider.bsky.social
Durham based mam of two small humans in a neurodiverse family. NHS Librarian. Reader, walker, cross stitcher, tea drinker. Perpetually tired but I try. She/Her. Views own etc.
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Today's edition of 'what is Sarah-Jane sharing her workspace with now?' features some disembodied arms and fake blood.

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3yo doesn't want to go to Nursery today - it's 'boring' and he 'wants to stay off with Daddy's apparently (Daddy is going to work). So he's walking around coughing and doing a very dramatic croaky voice and saying 'Mammy, I sick! I very sick.'

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Quote with a pic of you from the 80s. This one with added @andyhunt296.bsky.social. This could have even been 37 years ago today actually. Maybe 37 years ago tomorrow.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Durham representation at Glastonbury I see.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Book recommendations please, wise ones? Am after audio books that might entertain my kids over the summer on long journeys. Eldest likes funny stuff like Tom Gates, the Loki books, Captain Underpants and also kids' adventure/mystery books like The Butterfly Club, Twitchers series.

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

Behold! The nicest sandwich I've ever eaten. Cheese and tomato on white bread with crisps on the side. Every bit of it made for me by my 8yo autistic lad ❤️ I'm so proud of him x

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I always enjoy watching Glastonbury and never get FOMO, but this year I feel differently. Not a wish that I was there because I know I'd hate the reality, but a wish that I was the kind of person who *could* enjoy it and not be constantly freaked out by the crowds/noise/hygiene.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Not sure why a post where I said I was feeling a bit sad so went for a walk is getting retweeted, to be honest. Bluesky is odd sometimes.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Had a dream last night that I was arguing with my husband about eldest's school so it's good to know I don't even get to escape this nonsense when I'm fast asleep.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Behold, this absolutely terrifying slide today. Blink and you'll miss him!

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Pulp 😍😍😍 #Glastonbury

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Feeling a bit low, so went out to a village in County Durham, had a walk, looked out for kingfishers (no such luck), played frisbee, ate ice cream. A gentle day.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Three weeks to go until the school summer holidays and I absolutely cannot wait. Can't come soon enough.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Rubbish day brightened up by a visit from littlest and my mam on the way home from soft play. He had a walk around, had a drink from the water dispenser, moved some chess pieces around in the coffee area, touched some balloons tied to a colleague's desk for a big birthday, and gave me a flower 🌼❤️

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

3yo likes to launch himself off any high surface he can find and wait for me to catch him. Then he says 'I jump into your arms!' Me: 'You have to be careful when you do that. You have to make sure Mammy is ready to catch you, ok?' 3yo: 'Mammy! I'm three year old! I fine!'

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Day two of toddler sleeping through the night in his own bed! 🙌🏼 Now if I could somehow do the same, rather than keep on waking up to check he's ok, that would be marvellous...

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Hello. I'm doing another raffle. You can win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice. All the money raised is going on books for two wonderful schools. Tickets are just £2 each Details HERE. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi... PLEASE Repost (ta).

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments