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I’m here because it’s better than whatever the fuck Elon’s doing to his shitty platform. I do VA work, I write, and I am currently dating @mk11master912.bsky.social
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I may not have been able to do the full grand countdown I wanted to do initially, but I now have some smaller scale posts scheduled for the final ten days. I'm sorry for anyone who was keeping close tabs on those, but I hope the excitement for the launch is still there for you. (1/2)

My wife brought these home from PAX East 👍

I HATE HIM SO MUCH

Housewife Radio - GHOST

deltarune's schrodinger's cat or somethin #doodle.png #deltarune

Aaaand there it is.

Bird

And here it comes! KRIS KEYCHAIN PRE-ORDER!!!! With pay what you want enabled to help us get past those Tarrifs! Starting at $15! These will start with shipping to the US, and expand to outside shipping as well if they sell well enough! Thank you for your support! ko-fi.com/s/bbc0f2aace

A three minute egg must boil for three minutes

Graphite Dragon Griffin Drawing

A poem my dad helped me type on the computer when I was 5

Damn, sounds like they suck, sowhy did you text them our official war plans?

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

WHERE’S MY GODDAMN BLOODBORNE PC PORT FROMSOFTWARE?!?!?

#Bloodborne released 10 years ago today 🩸🎮

you what

warmups of yuan request for han scumcum !!! this was fun 🐱

twitch.tv/portalgorgon Hi

DOUBLE WHAMMY

Deltarune fandom current status

The year of age is increasing by one in one day

Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…

My Steam Deck would decide to get frozen on this screen right as I need it for a day of travel, wouldn’t it

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Tomorrow! youtu.be/NcuadNi5tD8

Elon Musk Begins Cabinet Meeting By Putting Index Finger Through Fly Of Pants

Doing a NGL bc I felt like it (dw I don’t have pro lol) ngl.link/haxolotl__

I started bc one of my buddies handed me a code when the site was first starting and it was invite-only.

Jeff The Land Shark creator says #MarvelRivals players 'should get better at the game' if 'my boy is beating your ass every night' "Sounds like a skill issue" 🦈 (via Polygon)

A friend gifted me Billy so whenever my Internet works again, I can play as my boi on Fortnite

Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes theonion.com/super-bowl-c...

React & Repeat

This goes out to poppy playtime pianosaurus enjoyers

by popular demand the bunlith pathetic review bomb render is now a sticker you can buy lmfao get it here: yeag.gay

NFL Confirms Players Will Still Wear ‘Fight Bigotry’ Jockstraps theonion.com/nfl-con...

I still really love Gritty, I love that when he was unveiled, Philadelphia was like, "What the fuck", the world replied, "Yeah, what the fuck" and then Philadelphia said, "Hey, don't you talk that way about our Gritty"

I’d kill for some other Genesis games to get the full Sonic 3 A.I.R. treatment. The Ecco games, VectorMan, Ristar.

Season 2 Episode 3 - Frame 1443 out of 2790

The very first game I ever owned was Pokémon Red on GBC. Now I’m absolutely blown away to join the Pokémon world in this season of Netflix’s Pokémon Horizons as my favorite Elite 4 member, Rika!! LET’S DO THIS, KIDDOS!