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ICE causing fires from their own tear gas and flash grenades, don’t get it twisted. They’re the ones causing damages to cities.

This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊

I run `npm install --global` and my computer immediately detonates. the mushroom cloud is visible for hundreds of miles, and the surrounding area becomes uninhabitable for centuries.

pip in $PATH considered harmful

Asmongold has the beady eyes of a haunted doll

for loop syntaxes that force me to have a mutable counter variable are so gross that every time I see one I try to rewrite it in a pure functional style

to celebrate the arrival of the british, I thought I'd try my hand at making a traditional full english breakfast. how'd I do?

The Pay-It-Forward chain starts and ends with me

This isn’t regular ole run-of-the-mill existential loneliness, it’s GAY existential loneliness

I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750). To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.

Just witnessed the new Product Owner on our team go to move a ticket out of our current sprint, look at the right click menu for 5 seconds and say, unironically, “Jira should add an AI option to make this easier.” Damn near put my forehead through my desk.

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CONGRATULATION'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

GEN Z CO-WORKER: Do you have that data? GEN X CO-WORKER: There is no data… only Zuul MILLENIAL CO-WORKER: lol, epic GEN ALPHA CO-WORKER: Why did you let them change the child labor laws

I am, personally, tired of figuring out something to eat three times a fucking day

I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .

full stack engineer implies empty stack engineer

Honestly more upset about my favorite pair of pants getting ruined than the whole “getting ran over by a car on New Year’s Day” ordeal

the mushrooms when their poisonous defense mechanism makes me talk to god instead of killing me

merry christmas bluesky! 🎅

If you desire change in the world, stay persistent on educating humanity on our commonalities rather than our differences. It is not just enough to be the change you want to see in the world, but also share the heart. It is the language of the heart that is our common language

Nightmare blunt rotation

when someone gets all serious on my shitpost

the Panera lemonade should also have nicotine in it

So great to hear you’ve decided to take a stand against book censorship. Does this mean you’ll be dropping your lawsuit against libraries, too?

Wasn’t expecting to ever see “omakase” and “hoagie” used in the same sentence

Me + whom

hnnng im a slutty little turkey who needs to be stuffed real bad

trauma? oh, you mean my lore

Joe Biden running for a second term is sad because it robs us of the opportunity to see Kamala Harris get utterly rejected by Democrat Primary voters again

pegging on the brain

If I see you break this out I'm getting the fuck out of your house

Wonka 2.0

I'm no fan of Joe Biden, but I think his supporters are losing sight of the biggest reason to vote for him: It would be very funny if Trump lost. Like, he would be so mad.