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Read the pinned (OTHER MUSES: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rqhetjzw5y3j5empyyuq3mwx/lists/3lg25plunab2k) LEWD DNI OOC; male, minor, AuDHD No affiliations No art is mine Writer tag: http://Chris/
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Ehhhh... I've gone for a different approach in life, the "hero" stuff is too stressful. It's been like that for a few years now.

π™·πš’πš’πš’πš’πš’πš’πš’πš’πš’.

π™·πš’πš’πš’πš’πš’πš’πš’πš’πš’.

is this how you save the world? this place looks like hell...

Y'see, I WOULD help you guys on your little quuuuest to stop that mouse, buuuuuut... ... ...It's not my problem.

chris I have a little surprise for you all for Mar10 day.

CAPCOM IS DEAD???? Mama mia....

have you made the right choice?

Oh, hi Sonic!

WOAH!-- [Safe to say he was just a LITTLE startled by the literal gun pointed directly at him.] Heyyy now... no need to shoot.. I mean no harm.. [He's trying to stay calm, he's failing, but atleast he's trying.]

π“„Ήπ“ˆ’ ࿐ β€œ π™Ίπš’πš•πš• πšπš‘πšŽ πšŽπšŒπš‘πš˜πšœ, πšπš›πš˜πš πš— πšπš‘πšŽ πš™πšŠπšœπš . β€œ 𓏡 IΙ΄α΄…α΄‡α΄˜α΄‡Ι΄α΄…α΄‡Ι΄α΄› α΄˜α΄Κ€α΄›Κ€α΄€Κα΄€ΚŸ ᴏꜰ κœ±α΄…_α΄  κœ°Κ€α΄α΄ α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄α΄œΚ€α΄…α΄‡Κ€ α΄…Κ€α΄Ι΄α΄‡κœ± κœ±α΄‡Κ€Ιͺα΄‡κœ± 𓏡 ꜱꜰᴑ ꜱʜΙͺᴘꜱ / ɴꜱꜰᴑ ɒᴏʀᴇ 𓏡 ᴍᴏʀᴇ Ιͺɴꜰᴏ Κ™α΄‡ΚŸα΄α΄‘ β€œ π™±πšžπš πšπš‘πšŽ πš–πšŠπšœπš” πš πš˜πš—β€™πš πšŠπš•πš πšŠπš’πšœ πš•πšŠπšœπš . β€œ π“„Ήπ“ˆ’ ࿐ < #MVRP #MDRP >

once you're at rock bottom, the only way forward is up.

...Hi.

[Sigh.] I'm bored.

chris BACK, WE ARE. Bsky was tweaking

Then there's your answer.

Do Yoshis count?

The no parents part.

VERY offended by that last part.

[DEEP BREATHS] ("Happy thoughts, Mario, happy thoughts..") ... Hi.

I don't know if I can take this any longer. I just want it to stop. I want to see my brother again.

Yeah... [A sigh from him too.] Y'see, I don't tell people because; what if somebody in Toad Town found out?, I'd be executed, or maybe even banished. I don't know if I could live my life if that were to happen..

............. Ugh... I... π™·πšŽπš‘πšŽπš‘πšŽπš‘πšŽπš‘. GET OUT OF MY BODY!!-- 𝚈𝚘𝚞 πš‚πšƒπ™Έπ™»π™» πš πšŠπš—πš πšπš‘πšŠπš?, 𝚌'πš–πš˜πš—, πš’πš'𝚜 πš‹πšŽπšŽπš— πš’πšŽπšŠπš›πšœ πš—πš˜πš . ...

excuse me - is this a good place to sit down and die?

everyone's true color will show eventually.

.......... I'm getting tired of this.

...Am I even human anymore?, I haven't got a clue. [Sigh.] I'm a terrible "hero".

π™‰π™Š π™π˜Όπ™π™€ π™π™Šπ™ π™”π™Šπ™ π˜½π™π™ π™π™Š π˜½π™π™π™‰! A shits and giggles portrayal of Purple Guy! Likes and reposts appreciated! More info below. π˜Όπ™‰π˜Ώ π™‰π™Šπ™’ 𝙄 π™π˜Όπ™†π™€ π™”π™Šπ™ π˜Ώπ™Šπ™’π™‰ π™π™Š 𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 π™ˆπ™€!

[He took a deep breath.] Yes. the mansion does a lot of-a mind tricks, I grabbed a rusty cleaver for self-defense incase I needed to, saw my brother, and thinking it was another illusion, I--- ...Y'know. [He REALLY hates talking about this, he's worried for if a member of Toad Town found out.]

Chris In my defense I wrote the response at like. 2 in the morning. idk what I was expecting.

chris Me casually looking back at a current interaction between Mario and Edge and I see a minor spelling mistake I made (I have to redo the post)

...Am I even human anymore?, I haven't got a clue. [Sigh.] I'm a terrible "hero".

ALRIGHT! I ADMIT IT! 𝙄 DID IT, 𝙄 WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED MY BROTHER IN COLD BLOOD, 𝙄 REGRET IT, 𝙄'VE TRIED TO MAKE MYSELF PAY FOR IT--- ....Sorry. I- I still don't forgive myself.

Ye-he-heah... Let's NOT get into who lost their grip on reality and killed who... ......... [He's sweating.]

. . . [Pure silence.]

It's-a very long story. In short; he died a few years ago in a strange, cursed mansion. [He's actively avoiding saying who killed Luigi.]

Is-a man not allowed to want to join his brother in death?

I'm trying, okay.

.... HELLOOOOO????? ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO KILL-A ME??? IF THERE IS ANYBODY, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW! I'M ONLY ASKING THIS BECAUSE SNEAK ATTACKS HAVE GOTTEN OLD!

You guys think I'M bad? Ohoho buddy, be glad I can CONTROL myself!

Then go. Isn't that hard, is it?

What if I want to be corrupted though. What'll it do?, take away everything I love? Can't take away what's already taken from me. [Please Mario, get some fucking friends.]

....IIIII don't see how there being more corrupted people makes me safe, I really don't. Besides, I can help myself, thank you.

What, bitch, what is it? [This man can be SO annoying sometimes istg.]

what if i said i won't go without a fight ?that i'm not the one who's gonna die ?

Good. Now shoo, I have better things to do.

Mhm, yeah, cool. [He's not listening if you haven't noticed.[

Don't even think about corrupting me. I'd rather not.

Oh well yeah good for you. Keeps-a you busy.