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No proof they were set on fire; Teslas just do this

So! Here's the first System Crash miniseries—Elon in Power. We're bringing on experts to examine the ingredients behind Musk's rise to power + the how they help us understand his reign in DC. First up, Bloomberg's Max Chafkin on Elon's early days in Silicon Valley, Peter Thiel + the PayPal mafia.

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

"Senator, r/neoliberal has fallen." "Is this soup too salty?"

I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane. Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.

A top economics reporter goes off script on national TV: “I am going to say this at risk of my job, but what President Trump is doing is insane.”

GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.

SUPERMODEL: Wow his rib cage is shaped like a milk crate that got stored too near a gas water heater. He'd be perfect if only he also had pieces of broken plastic in his penis. ELON MUSK: Silence heifer. I am "intellimaxxing" by concentrating on the largest number that can fit in a single digit: 9.

Maybe grocery prices rising is what we need to lower our risk for poodbourvmne illness. Can't get salmonella if you can't afford to eat! If you do eat the rich, cook them well done in case they are tainted with e coli

The Markup: Without a Trace: How to Take Your Phone Off the Grid https://themarkup.org/levelup/2023/10/25/without-a-trace-how-to-take-your-phone-off-the-grid #privacy #phones

Frowning while at the Brownshirt rally I’m attending so that people know I disagree with it

One of the brilliant things our current iteration of oligarchs did is get people to conceive of free speech as being able to call your coworkers slurs rather than using it to say stuff like why are my tax dollars subsidizing your billionaire ass

NOAA tracks it all: ✅ Hurricanes ✅ Tornadoes ✅ Wildfires ✅ Flash floods ✅ Tsunamis ✅ Droughts ✅ Heatwaves ✅ Rising seas Cutting NOAA funding is like taking the battery out of your smoke alarm to save money—It makes absolutely no sense. ☠️🔥🌪️🌊 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

The plundering and destruction of NOAA has begun. People don't realize the amazing value we get out of this organization every day in multiple areas of our lives. Just another one of your tax paid investments now being stolen from you.

feeling compelled to share this once again

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Everyone should refer to this as Trump's "Judge Dredd" executive order

Try as they might, reality cannot be decreed or legislated. Nature is complex and scientific facts exist regardless of who throws a tantrum on office about it. Human rights unfortunately can come under attack at the whim of a dictator. Its up to all of us to make sure they remain. #WeProtectUs

At Stonewall Inn in NYC right now!

I should have known what kind of day it was going to be when I noticed I had accidentally put my underwear on inside out.

It is the position of the administration that a post saying “Free Palestine” or talking about diversity should ruin your life, but a post calling to hate people from India should not. That’s their moral sensibility. Nazi scum.

In these dark times often the only thing you can do is put raincoats on the dogs and then laugh at their misery.

Unless and until Congress does something about this, make no mistake that $1 trillion in Treasury outflows are halted. He's telling you his dumbass plan, right here

Pay attention. This is so dangerous

Now, at the FBI: nothing to see here. No, really. Nothing. Painting right over the core values.