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your “facts over feelings” family when someone says happy holidays instead of merry christmas

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it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between AI and reality 😢

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is this something

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

“my friend at the other end of the bar thinks you’re cute” the friend:

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My entire timeline is football. WERE HERE AND WE AINT LEAVING

submitted 100 days ago • 231 comments

every Californian when it drops below 68 degrees

submitted 102 days ago • 35 comments

this is about as “divorced dad thanksgiving” as it gets

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

I really missed a platform with thoughtful and nuanced moderation, thank you #bluesky

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

love another good dystopian google ad on thanksgiving day where people are by themselves having full conversations with gemini

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shoutout to the siblings needing to take a little break outside rn and dissect the chaos

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I hope I’m never part of a turkey trot family

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but probably not more unregretted user minutes per capita on mobile web divided by 4

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my parents used to make me think that turning a light on in the inside of a car at night was illegal

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it’s funny to me how quickly someone would get fired in the real world if they were bullying their colleagues and changing bathroom signs instead of getting actual work done, but in congress it’s acceptable and even encouraged under the guise of a political stance

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DECLARED LAWFARE

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the face of betrayal

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Abbott Elementary is such a feel good show. I actually laugh and enjoy it.

submitted 114 days ago • 130 comments

some of the best daily habits I’ve formed for my mental health are meditation and reading, how are y’all finding peace these days?

submitted 113 days ago • 4 comments

I just switched over to The StoryGraph from Goodreads. It was a really easy process to import and it feels better to support a business with a cool founder story. Hit me up if you’re part of #BookSky app.thestorygraph.com/profile/agin...

submitted 114 days ago • 28 comments

this is where I post from

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I know I’m getting old since 7:15am feels like sleeping in

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

I watched tropic thunder instead of the fight because I have ~taste~

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

people in SoCal when it’s 65 and cloudy

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A Bluesky intro is in order! I’m Parker: book lover, doggie dad, ironman in training, rare disease survivor, amateur chef and numbers nerd. I used to work at the bird place and had a fun following there @ tweetsbyparker, but abandoned it for good reason. Grateful to contribute toward this community!

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

hot

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Matt Gaetz rooting out systemic corruption in the DOJ

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I really want to provide better examples of “winners” for our next generation to look up to

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this is what I mean when I say I’m in my bag

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just waiting for this Department of Education announcement

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this is how we could unify the nation on increasing minimum wage

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joe biden needs to spend every second of his lame duck presidency working to pack the white house with increasingly violent dogs

submitted 120 days ago • 114 comments

hit me

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alright it’s time to build a new community here from scratch since the billionaire-controlled alternatives are making me lose faith in the internet

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