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i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

submitted 11 hours ago • 37 comments

Sorry but I think I love this site, everything you post on here has a random chance of making someone who by all rights should not be able to use a computer or phone really upset for reasons you could never imagine.

submitted 7 days ago • 66 comments

i ran over gary sinise in my GMC yukon and dragged his body for almost six miles

submitted 11 hours ago • 19 comments

“Tesla’s driverless ‘robotaxis’ could launch in Austin as soon as June 22. But a demo in Austin today showed a $TSLA, manually driven to test its Full Self-Driving system, failed to stop for a child-sized dummy at a school bus—and hit it.” @cbsaustin @velez_tx

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conservatives are beginning to publicly workshop their rehabilitation of jeffery epstein lol

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Soon after Chonkosaurus, the city’s beloved celebrity snapping turtle, reemerged from the depths of the Chicago River last month, the giant reptile was seen snuggling with her long-term (and similarly proportioned) mate, Stagg. chicago.suntimes.com/parks-nature...

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control of the national guard goes back to Newsom; federalization ruled illegal

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Uh theres a new nut milk brand called JOI and I’m not sure who needs to be fired

submitted 1 day ago • 28 comments

New funniest content tag ever on Bluesky just dropped

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Earlier today the news broke that the US was pulling some diplomatic personnel out of Iraq and nearby countries. Now it's come out that Iran just executed a historic hack compromising dozens of terabytes of Netanyahu's private files and Mossad Intel files x.com/DropSiteNews...

submitted 2 days ago • 72 comments

son it is time for cruelty

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

i can see why there might be "deals"

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This is how. Greta Thunberg spits fire and gives you the only media training you may ever need.

submitted 3 days ago • 72 comments

Everything was not, in fact, fine

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I have received a text from the bedroom

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