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My Stand, Money for Nothing, has no weaknesses!
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A funeral was held for K2-SO, filled with friends, family, and those that knew him best. He is no longer in this world, but the Henger known as K2-SO lives on in The Monster Hall of Fame.
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Monster medics came and managed to load K2 onto a gurney but everyone in the arena, from the crowd, to the announcer, to the one man who had been by his side his whole life, knew that K2-SO was already gone. It was found that K2-SO passed from a corroded power core, old age.
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The trainer immediately dropped to the side of his protege, the platitudes and crowd forgotten. He looked on as K2-SO managed to croak out one final message. “I kept my promise, I made it through one last match.” Even though hengers cannot show emotion, everyone there knew K2-SO was smiling.
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Just after the Trophy had been given and his formal induction into the Hall of Fame announced, something in K2-SO gave out. The crowd looked on in horror as the brave Henger who defied the odds collapsed onto the ground, smoke billowing from some smashed component in his chassis.
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There, in the middle of the arena, laid the motionless form of Most. The crowd roared with deafening force. The challenger, K2-SO, had managed to defeat Most and claim the honor of being inducted into the Monster Hall of Fame! As he and his trainer were announced the winners, tragedy struck.
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The arena filled with dust as the shot exploded on impact. For what felt like an eternity, the crowd held their collective breath. They were Anxious. Had The Challenger managed to defeat Most, or had the infamous Mocchi dodged the attack as he has done so much in the past. The air slowly cleared…
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K2-SO was still in int, but he needed a moment to plan, luckily, it seemed Most was still feeling the effect of the Laser Sword and was waiting to see what would happen. K2-SO, hoping to capitalize on Most’s hesitation managed to line up a shot with his Arm Cannon.
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Most wasted no time, launching a counter attack against K2-SO. Unfortunately, K2-SO felt a piston pop and couldn’t dodge the Dazzling Roll in time. K2-SO’s chest was caved in, as he was sent flying backwards. He had only just managed to avoid a knockout, one more hit, and he was done. Now or never.
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K2-SO lunged with his most powerful weapon, his Laser Sword, hoping to end the match right there. Most is hit and goes down, but K2-SO waits for the official to call it before celebrating. Turns out his hunch was correct, despite the massive blow, Most managed to lift himself off the ground.
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Another near miss, K2-SO was starting to feel his age, but he refused to give in. At this point, Most seemed to have briefly winded himself. K2-SO still waited though, he had to time his attack just right to get the One-Hit KO. Then for the briefest moment, Most let his guard down.
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Most wastes no time firing a Mocchi Ray. My Henger, K2-SO, manages to just barely dodge it. He can’t counter attack now though, he needs to get closer. He bides his time, waiting for the right moment. In the meantime, Most keeps up the pressure, launching into a Giant Press.
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That’s when the trumpets blare and out comes THE baddest monster in the game; Most the White Mocchi. My Black Henger just looks on though, knowing that this is his only chance to get in the Hall of Fame. The two champions stare each other down, and the match begins…
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All the meanwhile the training assistant is talking about how he NEEDS to retire now, but my man pushes through. “Just one more match…” Day of the tournament and the crowd is cheering. Then it hits, it’s year 1054.
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There was an Ultraman spin off some years ago on the Switch and they got a new mobile game in Japan.
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I haven’t paid attention to ANY of the marketing, but the moment I got an email showing the action figures and fucking golden boy was there, I IMMEDIATLY said ‘never’.
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SO happy for this.
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That’s a REALLY good shine on her.
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Wishing you the best.
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Who even DESIGNED the thyroid system? Push on a gland just a little too hard and the whole body falls apart! The human body is a house of cards, but meaty.
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It is funny how perfect bathroom sinks tend to be for Cats to sleep in.
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He looks so concerned for you.
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The tech speech just got so dense that I lost track, and I like to think I’m pretty good at following that kind of thing. Also, personal nitpick, they did NOT have to shoehorn the Oxygen Destroyer with the ludicrous “Orthagonal Diaganolizer”.
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Meant to say guts, damn autocorrect.
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What a wonderful time.
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I look forward to the re-debut. Remember to take breaks while you’re working.
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I hate it, I want my hour back.
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I’m afraid to play games on it now and I just turned it off for the day a LOT earlier than I normally do. My hope is that it’s just a graphics driver thing.