What you want, genetically speaking, is to have your mouth about 3.5" above the bottom of your chin. That way you know for sure that every single thing you say is far, far stupider than the last thing you said.

Nobody on faux news does that.

Stammering Thumb! Thank you for this new piece of my personal lexicon. Thank you. The entire so-called admin is one big group of Stammering Thumbs. These people are utter phuckin clowns and i cannot wait