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In today’s early morning poll, 2 out of 3 3Kers like spicy food!

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Do not rank Cuomo and tell everyone you know we don't need this disgusting human being running the city.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Taken from us too soon

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Taken from us too soon

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

[john cougar mellencamp voice]

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

The logical conclusion: handcuff air traffic controllers to their desks

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This is actually a life hack to avoid a lot of bad movies!

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This nation couldn’t even pass a sobriety test on the side of the road

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More like You Haven’t Seen The Last of Us

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Look, I don’t believe they’ll do any of what they’re claiming but from a pure profit-driven motive how do you deny that they’re poised to be the #1 govt contractor for the next however many years? This is also why I don’t understand how there’s any power to a consumer boycott, either

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Hell yeah

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Never in the history of the world have someone’s bona fides been more funny

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Well, I found 2024’s equivalent of Time for some Game Theory on here, but I don’t think I should post it unless I’m looking to hang out with some boys in sunglasses in the next few weeks

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, this is some hall monitor crap. I’m no defender of Greg Gutfeld, of all fucking people, but it’s very clear he was being sarcastic, not copping to an agenda. Have some respect for your argument and don’t try to score cheap points

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Reading this in the voice of Kevin Spacey's character from Seven.

submitted 45 days ago • 167 comments

Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.

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Man anyone not in the 57th AD is really missing out

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Well they included the chicken man in Philly last night

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Gonna start approaching couples at parties and asking if they’re looking to add a homunculus

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I still have no idea what he said

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re going to make a movie about a Jewish artist escaping the Holocaust, there’s really only one actor you’re allowed to use

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Hoo boy Camille seems like someone you want to avoid at a party

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Anyone who buys this shit is easily distracted by a jangly set of keys

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Wilson Pickett on the phone at a Halloween party: Hey Bobby, it’s your cousin, Wilson. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well listen to this!

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How can this man start a podcast when he clearly has a face for gameshow host of The Running Man

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With Party City closing, we have the once in a lifetime opportunity to get candy for pennies on the penny

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Literally what the fuck is this interview on NPR right now? Absolute garbage with a guy who gave no substantive reasons for supporting Patel and Bingbongo. Something about how FBI agents used to carry a copy of the Constitution in their pockets??

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Is signing with CAA the political equivalent of sending Bills Super Bowl Champs gear to African countries

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You know they mean when they use our most precious commodity, eggs

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We gotta give this shit a rest and focus on real stuff. This is the equivalent of following a duck around and going, “Look! It’s walking like a duck! And is that a quack? NOT GOOD.”

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People on here seem to think Nazis have the same weakness as Mr Mxyzptlk. So far it hasn’t worked to just call them Nazis. They’re not going away!

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By no means should anyone use this link to call Eric Adams a little bitch and demand he resign. You’re only getting one warning. www.nyc.gov/office-of-th...

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Putting on my “hmmmmm hypocritical much?” glasses from 8 years ago

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

If there’s one thing the climate crisis has taught me, it’s that no matter how much time people say we don’t have, nothing will get done

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT? The best way to stop the richest man in the world from stripping the copper wiring out of our country is a boycott of a luxury shitbox???? Cool, four and half decades into my activism, then. Mission: Accomplished

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Can we have a version of this about the “this is a crisis 🧵” people

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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 vote.nyc/page/party-a...

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

I feel like AI is being used to make static promotional art kinetic in Spotify and Roku TV ads, and it really, really bothers me

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Tbf it’s not like all the years of remembering the Holocaust did anything to stop us from perpetrating a second one

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