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Avid reader, decent cook, terrible artist. Just a knucklehead from the day. I am getting older, in the usual way. And, yes, I am starting to wear purple. This has been your warning.
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Fart

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submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Respectfully, fuck those people.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

So, does the “make America great again” part come after all of the embarrassing as fuck, screw the planet, public health is for pussies, billionaire taint licking, government selling, yay racism, yay sexism, yay beat the police, dystopian hellscape stuff? Just checking.

submitted 31 days ago • 513 comments

I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel on the balcony.

submitted 31 days ago • 67 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 1013 comments

This is the face of courage and compassion. Thank you Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde for speaking truth to power on behalf of the marginalized.

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The Department of Justice has just DELETED its four-year-old webpage on the US Capitol riot investigations.

submitted 30 days ago • 1649 comments

Credit to Agreeable_Swim_6551 on reddit. Sorry about your nightmares tonight.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not surprised there are evil men in the world. I’m sad so many struggling people could support their evil and long after it’s clear they’ve been conned.

submitted 33 days ago • 153 comments

trying to see if i can repost a thing twice

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Never going to forget or forgive a single fucking person who supported him.

submitted 34 days ago • 403 comments

Player Two.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Trump will NEVER be my president.

submitted 33 days ago • 397 comments

Do you ever feel anxious that your gambling might be contributing to society's corrosion and possible collapse? Do you know what cures that anxiety? Gambling.

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

this was my fukkin dog. best goddamn dog. no notes, no moral, no statement. just look at the best dog.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Tomorrow, I have to decide whether to fly back to what was once the US, or overstay my tourist visa.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Hi, I’m God. I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

submitted 33 days ago • 1139 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 29 comments

Happy “Fuck Trump And All He Stands For Day” to all who celebrate!

submitted 33 days ago • 198 comments

Happy MLK Day.

submitted 33 days ago • 429 comments

I’m with Marc. Arrest me. I’m not afraid. I will never bow down.

submitted 33 days ago • 173 comments

i love posting a joke on here and then witnessing dozens of people respond after doing The City & The City-style “unseeing” of many of the words i’ve written,

submitted 33 days ago • 13 comments

A man in PA buys a newspaper every day, looks at the front page, then throws it away. This puzzles the seller who finally asks, "Why do you do that every day?" "I'm checking for an obituary," the man replies. "But the obituaries aren't on the front page!" "Oh, the one I'm waiting for will be."

submitted 33 days ago • 37 comments

Kinda wish I weren’t, anymore. Didn’t have this on my list. But I stand with Player Two.

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We’re not sure why the Willy Wonka slot machine suddenly has stigmata

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

And so the sun sets on the United States of America. It is fitting, I suppose, that it ended with a vote. Good night and God bless our planet. May everyone find safety and happiness wherever they land.

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