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Pains me to report that Ben and I have started saying “Mr. Zelenskyy you didn’t say pwease” as a general greeting while entering or leaving a room

Bill Burr!

I have a $100 Boy Smells gift card and nothing to lose

I love getting on the J in the wrong direction. Literally a dice roll.

-KGB Bar -San Francisco

Things I have never experienced: -a limo -a spray tan -Lenwich -Hillstone -crippling self-doubt

If I learned to code I would be unstoppable. For that reason it can never happen.

🎶 Janey was lovely she was the queen of my nights 🎶

I'm appalled by the USDA's decision to pause funding to the University of Maine System. This will hurt our farmers, halt critical research, and impact students throughout Maine. Once again, our state is being targeted for retribution—all because our officials are standing up for the rule of law.

I profiled @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social for @thenation.com and found out his bodega order—-alongside his politics. www.thenation.com/article/poli...

leather jacket weather leather jacket weather

I love my wife and it’s her birthday. let’s hear it for my wife

The New York Post attempted one of their infinite hit pieces on @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, and the result is quite funny.

pretty serious discussion about what would go into “Caesar salad sorbet”

when you’re trying to talk to me but I see a Rivian

vanity plate that says AUBADE

New poster drop.

Mom can you come pick me up the poets are fighting

the illusion of the illusion of the illusion of choice iykwim

Would you rather be recognized for important things, or hard things?

“24/7 Sylvia Plath”

The Dripping Tap weather….

I can’t remember what I ate for lunch yesterday but I can tell you my accountant wears a Milgauss

Not gonna lie the Mardi is not feeling very Gras this year

“It’s not easy for me Rick I’m an Aries”

They’re calling Ukraine “the current thing” while they pump and dump The Current Thing-backed currencies

my accountant is trying to spike my cortisol and make me less beautiful

this would fix me

I love being tall. When someone’s rude to me it’s like…don’t make me come down there.

my toxic trait is no fear of public speaking

Archie, Marry Me would be so good in a horror movie trailer

I FORGOT TO ORDER A KING CAKE

all of my icks are moral in nature

out on the road today, I saw a Nettspend sticker on a Rivian

I shazamed Diamonds by Los Lonely Boys on the escalator at Fulton St

Kara and I have all these long distance friendship rituals that fall apart in person. I had to show her my phone said 11:11 instead of screenshotting it and she couldn’t send me a photo of her coffee because I was next to her when she ordered it.

I would never go to space. There’s nothing for me there.

if there’s anything I’ve learned in the past couple of years it’s stick to your story and never back down because most people don’t care about the truth unless they have to

if you’ve ever wronged my little sister please know my grudge against you will last until the day I die

guy at the grocery store asked if I needed help and I said “no I just have a naturally quizzical face”…not true

good thread here!

Today on TASTELAND, our guest rugged us so I asked @princessdaisy.bsky.social to tell me 5 things she did this week or I would accept her resignation as co-host. We also spoke about media productions vs. consumption literacy, why we need more working-class media, islands and empires, and more —

To whoever is putting Puck on Wayback: can you actually wait for the page to load.