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IFTAS is dead ​:ablobcatbongo:​

Fuck it, I ate the opp

You think I'm standing here eating sautéed bok choy because I want to? I'm waiting for the red-light district to open, you fuckhead. Use your fucking head

These Ferragamos are real, cunt

im still very mad that my perfect last name domain is taken by another person on fedi damn it ​:neobot_explode:​

I made a pretty landing page for PlasmaTrap ​:ablobcatbongo:​ https://plasmatrap.net/

crazy how much nicer the misskey style UI is ​:woozy_blahaj:​ i really just don't like the masto fe

I made a pretty landing page for PlasmaTrap ​:ablobcatbongo:​ https://plasmatrap.net/

why does the gnome gitlab have a captcha with an anime mascot ​:akko_woozy:​ I'm not complaining but I am surprised

so did pebble.social just disappear now or what

https://youtu.be/FmlGo1KY2jE goes crazy ​:catvibe:​

I hate having to sleep We should fix that I think

[pol] now is a prime time to invest billions of dollars into the European military industrial complex Thank you USA ​:thumbsupcat:​

https://youtu.be/FmlGo1KY2jE goes crazy ​:catvibe:​

I am still so absolutely horrendous at flight sims with my Xbox Controller ​:neocat_googly_shocked:​ Misery

[drug meme] Warning: the hat man does NOT respect gender pronouns

[drug meme] Warning: the hat man does NOT respect gender pronouns

> I’m a demi-god with a Tesco bag and a Kestrel can

someone asked AI to generate a guide to asking people out and I cannot get over this panel. this is AI's finest achievement as art. would you like to grab crab sometime? grab crab. would you like to grab crab? grab crab. 🦀🦀 (originally posted by keepingthecommontone to r/chatgpt)

Squirming around on a twin-sized mattress, in an empty Section 8 apartment. They say if you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life

I beat my own head in with a rock, because I couldn't stand the fact that I'll never get to fuck her

Sniffing monkey. It's monkey monday, show me that monkey

We are indeed close

On your mark, get ready, Nano! [funky beat for 10 seconds] [ear-splitting ring] One

Blackjack is fun, probably my second favorite gambling type game after Texas Hold'em ​:spinny_cat:​

i love that up until very recently the solution to faster disk interface i/o was just "fuckin uhhhhhh put funny SCSI on it"

the GPT 4.5 pricing is absolutely hilarious

i just realized i didn't smell so good for a second, and the word "boysmell" appeared in my head as if it came out of a fog in serif letters. i fucking hate fedi im taking a shower

The day allowlist federation becomes expected / standard I quit lol Ain't nobody got time for that shit

Heroku died so hard that I haven't even thought of it in like five years ​:woozy_blahaj:​

My cookie spec problem https://daniel.haxx.se/blog/2025/03/01/my-cookie-spec-problem/

The fentanyl got me moving like a claymation figure

Why the fuck did we kill off the Neanderthals? Those idiots could have easily worked construction and doubled our profits

it's crazy how much cheaper chewing gum is online this makes my habit less of an issue

i ❤️ Java. every day i wake up and head over to my JavaStation where i load up JavaOS and open my HotJava web browser where i post to all of my favorite Java forums. afterwards i head to work where i boot up my Java Workstation running the Java Desktop System to continue to write more Java. i […]

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