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ᑕᓂᐊ | YEG nobody | Nêhiyaw/Nakota | old, fat, married, probably geeky | dinos, gaming, pet pics, beadwork, ADHD, other various random crap | I apologise in advance | she/her | beadwork/art: @paintponycreative
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"elder scrolls" is just me looking at my phone

There it is. The clam before the storm.

My daughter’s playing games with her friends online and she asked me to join, I said nah, that’s a little weird for me, she can socialize with her friends without me around. She just turned around and told them I don’t want to play games with minors. 😭 I mean, she’s not wrong but still 😂

I’m not despondently catatonic. Just resting my eyes.

Earth Day is a reminder that we only have one planet. Sometimes, it takes seeing Earth from space to truly grasp how precious it is. 🧵⬇️ (1/4)

Scheer election campaign: We don't know any Doug Ford! O'Toole election campaign: We don't know any Doug Ford! Poilievre election campaign: We don't know any Pierre Poilievre!

So where can I apply to be the new Pope? I, ah, I just wanna check something.

(studying the blade) ow that's the sharp side

This is how I garden also. The SEEDS, they do not LISTEN.

They’re both very evil and very stupid

Two headlines in the New York Times today.

🐼 Animal #631 🦡 I figured it out in 9 guesses! 🟥🟥🟥🟧🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 8.5 metazooa.com #metazooa

That would have been a hilarious win if I got it in one.

have it whatever way arises stronger than your others

Don't care if it's not true. We should bring it back. Woke bathing suit contest, pizza provided.

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disciple 1: he’s alive! returned from the dead! disciple 2: did he roll away the stone? disciple 3: did he show you the holes in his hands? judas: did he uh. did he mention me

Resharing this older, horrible thing. Happy Easter!

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

tim curry in famous works of art: thread

He Is Risen 🙌🏻

Apparently a good way to kill an energy spike is to get sick as fuck and cough all night.

I have resurrected the Jesus that was in the cave and which you were probably saving for bank holiday monday Forgive me they were delicious so tender and so mild

Happy Easter! Hope the Easter kaiju visits you all.

… OKAY FINE

🐔 Animal #629 🦖 I figured it out in 10 guesses! 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟧🟧🟧🟥🟨🟩 🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 8.4 metazooa.com #metazooa

Sign of the day…

at this point 2025 feels like being awake during surgery

The "Muppet Babies" of Sega, also known as Sonic Youth,

Good movie. Probably the first one to significantly add to my childhood mental scars (asides from that peewee movie).

It is not kosher to eat Beast Boy.

This picture is concerning. The planet is much closer to us than I thought.

London bus stop near Amazon HQ 🔥

Learn about the extinct species of "dirt ant" that was found in 16-million-year-old Dominican amber, adding an important piece to an evolutionary puzzle.

Post: Dogs are good Reply 1: Dogs have killed people Reply 2: What do you do for dogs? When was the last time you saved one? Reply 3: What is this cat erasure Reply 4: People are starving! Reply 5: this is tone-deaf at best Reply 6: unfollowed Reply 7: [quote] this dude is a law prof? Lol

Fondue Panda?

Well shit, til

Peeps are nasty imo but this was funny