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one day i will become god and fix all of this mess but until then let’s smoke
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Big thanks to my parents who didn’t get me tested for autism when i was younger, not gonna get me on that registry!

Already having a terrible day and this is it for me. I’m going to go home and get absolutely flavor blasted.

Hey you know how people made the Tesla brand radioactively toxic and crashed its entire corporate structure? You can do that with authoritarian brutality and with neoliberal oppression and exploitation. You chase these motherfuckers from society until all that’s left is something real and better.

he’s right and he’s right to say it

Happy lesbian visibility week, I am a lesbian and i will be visible about it. I love my partner so much and I can’t wait to propose to her this year 🥰🥰🥰

I think I’m becoming a little too dependent on cannabis but that’s really not the issue I’m going to focus on rn

Insanity. Sheer insanity.

Republicans

BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I'm ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people

Released 43 years ago today "Know Your Rights", a single by the Clash from their album Combat Rock. The Clash-Know Your Rights Live !! US Festival 1983 #punk #punks #punkrock #theclash #knowyourrights #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Dear low rise pants, I’m sorry my trauma from the early 2000’s made me hate you, i actually love you and you’re so comfy

OH FUCK THE POPE DIED ON EASTER

Not a trophy Not for sport

Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire

Absolutely wild that there’s betting odds on who the new pope will be

I wish jesus would have stayed dead, it would have saved the rest of us a whole lot of trouble

I got two nails in the same tire three weeks apart what in the fuck are those odds

Finding out one of the worst people i know has a bernadoodle just makes sense.

I cannot believe our elected officials are allowed to be this fucking stupid. Like they just objectively don’t know anything about what they’re taking about.

MAGNETO WAS RIGHT

Autism and neurodiversity are gifts that have been twisted into disorders and diseases by our culture that expects everyone to think, learn, and process the world the same way.

I got really st0ned last night and took a million pictures of myself and looking at them this morning, i can see my grandmother’s face in my own

Now, then, forever

I learned about intersex people in high school biology. Any of us could be intersex and not know it unless we’ve been karyotyped. I don’t understand how intersex people keep being excluded from conversations on biological sex.

Dealing with positive controls while having contamination OCD is crazy. Like I know you’re in there bitch, you’re not going to get me.

I like the idea of being social, but I would like to be at home by myself even more.

How he looks at his other mom 🥺🥺🥺

I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article