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Slight variation of my last post but grindr's going crazy.

The day before I caught a cold 💀

Lazy Sunday

Be my Valentine? 🥺

Fuck me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto

🌚

And he never thinks of me...🌌

Dumm fickt gut, ich bin dumm wie Stroh

Two masterpieces in one photo

🥺

Slap it.

I'll find someone

Anyway...

Still playing around with the lights 🌈

In the middle of the night...

I hope when men who used to pound me start a list of things their future man should bring to the table, they think of my ass 🙏🏻

We've already done it in my head

Old habits die screaming

Hurry down the chimney tonight

Being held by a muscular man child while he falls asleep would heal me.

Might have gotten red wine drunk at Christmas dinner and now I need to get pounded real bad but nobody's around to help 😔

Every time I interact with mutuals who I don't chat with on the regular or who don't know me that well in person, I'm afraid they might realise I'm not as cute, muscular, funny, submissive, breedable, cock hungry, kind or caring as they thought I'd be 🫠

Packing for the holidays 🎄