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*introducing a friend to Paul Simon* Paul Simon: hi, I'm Al Me: goddamnit Paul Simon

I'll just floss tomorrow

I would like to pass away now

I feel like such a big boy chef when I pour water into rice a roni and it sizzles

Really curious to know if Michael Stipe still feels fine?

it’s driving past schools at full speed szn

sorry im late, my car..[forgets the word for towed] got arrested

We feed you. They hunt us.

Chicago: We have the streets!

I almost made a new friend yesterday, but they failed the written exam

We all need to just be grateful that Jeff Lynne hasn't joined this site yet

If You See Something (a dog wearing a tie), Say Something ("hello handsome").

"LAPD can only search for matches from police-owned arrest records, namely, mugshots. Any federal agent using Clearview or an alternative can take the same footage and run facial images to find matches across photos scraped from social sites. One of Clearview’s best-known federal customers is ICE."

*going to bed early to impress my watch*

I'll just floss tomorrow

me: may i have one vitamin vitamin bottle: how about nine me: just one please vitamin bottle: eleven it is!

Keep posting, everyone. It's working.

I'll just floss tomorrow

He didn't even say how. It's obvious based on our behavior. No wonder we haven't been visited by higher life forms

responding to a sext with “i’m amenable to that”

Alan Watts describes humankind's extinction at its own hand as the logical outcome of our existence, and part of me is sad he's not here to see that he was right

Just in case you didn't already know, this is why you NEVER bring your phone to a protest. www.extremetech.com/defense/1845...