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*introducing a friend to Paul Simon* Paul Simon: hi, I'm Al Me: goddamnit Paul Simon

submitted 61 days ago • 5 comments

I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

I would like to pass away now

submitted 14 hours ago • 26 comments

I feel like such a big boy chef when I pour water into rice a roni and it sizzles

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

Really curious to know if Michael Stipe still feels fine?

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

it’s driving past schools at full speed szn

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

sorry im late, my car..[forgets the word for towed] got arrested

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

We feed you. They hunt us.

submitted 1 day ago • 1226 comments

Chicago: We have the streets!

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

I almost made a new friend yesterday, but they failed the written exam

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

We all need to just be grateful that Jeff Lynne hasn't joined this site yet

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

If You See Something (a dog wearing a tie), Say Something ("hello handsome").

submitted 571 days ago • 0 comments

"LAPD can only search for matches from police-owned arrest records, namely, mugshots. Any federal agent using Clearview or an alternative can take the same footage and run facial images to find matches across photos scraped from social sites. One of Clearview’s best-known federal customers is ICE."

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

*going to bed early to impress my watch*

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

me: may i have one vitamin vitamin bottle: how about nine me: just one please vitamin bottle: eleven it is!

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Keep posting, everyone. It's working.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

He didn't even say how. It's obvious based on our behavior. No wonder we haven't been visited by higher life forms

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

responding to a sext with “i’m amenable to that”

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

Alan Watts describes humankind's extinction at its own hand as the logical outcome of our existence, and part of me is sad he's not here to see that he was right

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Just in case you didn't already know, this is why you NEVER bring your phone to a protest. www.extremetech.com/defense/1845...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment