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it’s driving past schools at full speed szn

submitted 36 minutes ago • 0 comments

sorry im late, my car..[forgets the word for towed] got arrested

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

We feed you. They hunt us.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1099 comments

Chicago: We have the streets!

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

I almost made a new friend yesterday, but they failed the written exam

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

We all need to just be grateful that Jeff Lynne hasn't joined this site yet

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

If You See Something (a dog wearing a tie), Say Something ("hello handsome").

submitted 571 days ago • 0 comments

"LAPD can only search for matches from police-owned arrest records, namely, mugshots. Any federal agent using Clearview or an alternative can take the same footage and run facial images to find matches across photos scraped from social sites. One of Clearview’s best-known federal customers is ICE."

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

*going to bed early to impress my watch*

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

me: may i have one vitamin vitamin bottle: how about nine me: just one please vitamin bottle: eleven it is!

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Keep posting, everyone. It's working.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

He didn't even say how. It's obvious based on our behavior. No wonder we haven't been visited by higher life forms

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

responding to a sext with “i’m amenable to that”

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

Alan Watts describes humankind's extinction at its own hand as the logical outcome of our existence, and part of me is sad he's not here to see that he was right

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Just in case you didn't already know, this is why you NEVER bring your phone to a protest. www.extremetech.com/defense/1845...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I need someone to watch the Netflix show Bad Thoughts and tell me if I'm going to hell for enjoying it

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no

submitted 2 days ago • 57 comments

I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

when u name a baby jack the ripper what did u think was gonna happen

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

The tunnel in my basement that leads directly to the underworld keeps spitting people back out lately. Landlord won’t do anything about it

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments