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I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

ME, as a 13yo: when I grow up I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner ME, as a 36yo: I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

Sorry I can't come to your party. I'm molting.

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

🚨 ATTENTION BLUESKY 🚨 THE JOKE UNDERSTANDERS HAVE ARRIVED. THEY ARE HERE TO IDENTIFY JOKES VS SERIOUS POSTS. PLEASE REMAIN CALM.

submitted 14 hours ago • 12 comments

If you know about the very hands-on forced expulsion of U.S. Senator Alex Padilla from DHS press conference you need to watch it. Sure, a knucklehead standing on a burning car is a scary image. This is MUCH scarier. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R42v...

submitted 11 hours ago • 27 comments

I was just asked a question that I don't have the answer to, so I thought I'd see if any of you know: what's my problem?

submitted 11 hours ago • 6 comments

repeating my typo to myself like i'm chanting a rosary in a film while the killer is putting an axe thru my door

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

My husband was annoyed after spending $65 on two burgers and fries, so I said, “Bet yours could blow these away.” His eyes lit up. “Really? I’ll make some tomorrow!” Two days later, I did the same with pasta. And that’s how I Jedi mind-tricked my husband into becoming our chef.

submitted 99 days ago • 421 comments

My script about a detective who goes blind but solves cases with a newly heightened sense of taste was rejected as "disgusting", "the stupidest thing we've ever heard", and "we don't validate parking"

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

The first person to message you after you’ve achieved Inbox Zero goes straight to Hell.

submitted 531 days ago • 0 comments

*introducing a friend to Paul Simon* Paul Simon: hi, I'm Al Me: goddamnit Paul Simon

submitted 62 days ago • 5 comments

I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I would like to pass away now

submitted 1 day ago • 26 comments

I feel like such a big boy chef when I pour water into rice a roni and it sizzles

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Really curious to know if Michael Stipe still feels fine?

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

it’s driving past schools at full speed szn

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

sorry im late, my car..[forgets the word for towed] got arrested

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

We feed you. They hunt us.

submitted 2 days ago • 1238 comments

Chicago: We have the streets!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I almost made a new friend yesterday, but they failed the written exam

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

We all need to just be grateful that Jeff Lynne hasn't joined this site yet

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

If You See Something (a dog wearing a tie), Say Something ("hello handsome").

submitted 572 days ago • 0 comments

"LAPD can only search for matches from police-owned arrest records, namely, mugshots. Any federal agent using Clearview or an alternative can take the same footage and run facial images to find matches across photos scraped from social sites. One of Clearview’s best-known federal customers is ICE."

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

*going to bed early to impress my watch*

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments