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I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

If you want people to love your food, serve it late

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Grateful to these two badasses for making me a dad

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

texting all my ex-boyfriends "happy father's day ❤️" with a photo of a random child

submitted 15 hours ago • 42 comments

Happy Father's Day to the single moms out there, doing the work of both parents and kicking ass

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

“Dad, can we go to the optometrist?!” “We’ll see”

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

I have a tenuous grip on whatever this is.

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Happy Father's Day only to the dads who did not throw a parade for themselves.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

The only thing quieter than President Trump’s birthday military parade is Elon Musk’s phone on Father’s Day.

submitted 18 hours ago • 21 comments

I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I hope my kids don’t get me another card that says "happy fat turds day"

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Time to fire up the smokers, boys

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Bruno Mars: 🎶I could buy myself flowers write my name in the sand talk to myself for hours-🎶 Narrator: but now you don't have to, thanks to the power of AI

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Stop me if you've heard this one before

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

The Marshall Tucker Band are the country Grateful Dead

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

You should see three dots when someone is replying to your email

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Wawa? (lightly chuckling) that’s a gas station for babies

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

The janitor at work complained that she can't ever clean the bathroom because I'm always in there

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

As a leftist, I'm not afraid to admit the truth: it was pretty fucked up of Jill Stein to bomb Tehran

submitted 3 days ago • 66 comments

This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree

submitted 2 days ago • 226 comments

The people at my coffee shop think I’m friendly, but I’m just good at faking it for 20 minutes at the time.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I'll just floss tomorrow

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

ME, as a 13yo: when I grow up I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner ME, as a 36yo: I’m gonna have popcorn and a martini for dinner

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

Sorry I can't come to your party. I'm molting.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

🚨 ATTENTION BLUESKY 🚨 THE JOKE UNDERSTANDERS HAVE ARRIVED. THEY ARE HERE TO IDENTIFY JOKES VS SERIOUS POSTS. PLEASE REMAIN CALM.

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

If you know about the very hands-on forced expulsion of U.S. Senator Alex Padilla from DHS press conference you need to watch it. Sure, a knucklehead standing on a burning car is a scary image. This is MUCH scarier. www.youtube.com/watch?v=R42v...

submitted 3 days ago • 27 comments