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♬ Oh it's Walpurgis Night And the feeling's right Oh yes Walpurgis Night Oh what a night (Oh what a night!) ♪

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ATTENTION!🚨The Global Dracula Monitoring Service has issued a travel advisory for BORGO PASS🚨 BORGO PASS is at high risk of DRACULAS for the next 12 hours. Walpurgisnacht travelers are advised to delay travel through BORGO PASS or to take alternative routes if you must travel.

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Americans confused by the Canadian election need to learn the two types of democracies: 1) a Parliamentary system 2) a Funkadelicary system In a Parliament, Dr. Funkenstein summons the Mothership to defeat Sir Noze In a Funkadelic, freeing your mind allows your maggot brain to create one nation

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Gundam character of the day: this space rat from 0079

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My 5 year old when we tell him he can’t watch Predator yet because it’s a little too violent

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Will Lee and William Hickey in a PBS pledge spot from the early 1980s. Still relevant. #TVSky #PBS

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The Man in the Iron Depends.

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Your reminder there was a time when something like YOR, HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE could get a poster like this. (I think it's Druillet?)

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In the mood for some mid century middle brow melodrama: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Crc...

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Arguably my finest work

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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

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is this true

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Arguably my finest work

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Thank you, #cinejanes. My 100th watch with you!

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Oh do not put ideas in her head John #cinejanes

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Everybody get ready to double down on being assholes! Especially Johnny here. #cinejanes

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The cast is stocked with women who appeared in animated films-The Rescuers, The Secret of NiMH, The Jungle Book, Charlotte's Web.... #cinejanes

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What about Carol? ;) #cinejanes

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This made a 1/4 of what Sweet Sweetback's Bad Ass Song" did the same year #cinejanes

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Clint, jfc: "Dustin Hoffman and Al Pacino play losers very well. But my audience like to be in there vicariously with a winner...I don't pretend to understand losers. When I read a script about a loser, I think of people in life who are losers, and they seem to want it that way." #cinejanes

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Props to Eastwood for being willing to play dicks in this period #cinejanes

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I forget how he's a god damned monster in this vs. in Play Misty for Me where's just a dumb ass player #cinejanes

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Rolled in ten minutes late. Will be here but quiet. #cinejanes

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You guys watching A.PE. Again? #driveinmob

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ⓘ your password must contain: - an uppercase letter - lowercase letter - the cow as white as milk - the cape as red as blood - the hair as yellow as corn - the slipper as pure as gold

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