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Kinda hard to be the GOAT when you're only human

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Saw a vanity license plate spelled HOMTWN, which is def supposed to be "hometown" but the dyslexia 100% had me reading it as "hot women"

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Fuckin' in a ferris wheel, call it coming full circle

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Sorry if I've been a bit off the grid lately, I've been very busy being an absolute whore.

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A quick update that I will no longer be referring to postponed plans as "rain checks." They will herefore now be known as 2Rendez 2Vous.

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in case any of you wanted a review of my book 🤣

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You've heard of foreplay and aftercare but how about forecare and afterplay

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Ask me about my gender

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I'm about to do a mf disk cleanup on my brain and forget everything except Fine Dining and Breathing.

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So, last night we saw "I Saw The TV Glow" and... wow. It's the best movie I've seen all year, but I can't just blanket recommend it. I will say this much - people with a queer lexicon will engage with it differently. It is a deeply affecting experience. Please watch it with a loved one, not alone.

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Celebrating 3 years of streaming on twitch! Gonna cosplay as shego while I play Hades 2. Just gonna chat and vibe. See y'all on the 18th! 💚

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Getting legit obliterated by the barometric pressure today lmao why does my head always know

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I did it again! Jurassic Park with accurate raptors, a short part 2 #jurassicpark #blender3d

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If you played an instrument back in high school and stopped: we are in a golden age of decent cheap instruments. The guitars are better, the amps are better. The pedals are cheaper, the wind instruments are actually instruments and not just shaped like them, etc. Jump back into it.

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You know how some "home defense" zealots just keep firearms stashed in various locations throughout their homes? That, but with sex toys. Gotta stay strapped.

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Was always used to Father John Misty being a bit of a shitposter but listening to "She Cleans Up" really throws that for a loop in the best way possible

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Bringing this back once again

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My version of gambling is using the letter q in my Wordle starter

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Overcome with fits of uncontrollable laughter at the prospect of someone calling your junk "ergonomic"

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I was thinking about doing Something™️, but upon further consideration, I have decided to fuck off instead.

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I love my cats so much I am willing to do geometry

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kinda funny how being fucked up is kinda the opposite of being down for celibacy

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I think one of my favorite little parts of talking about polyamory with science nerds like me is how they always get so excited at the community's usage of the term "polysaturated" 🤣

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Why is the term "doomed" so terrible? I mean idk man you could be doomed to have a great time.

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I was once in the (nearly empty) Fenway Tasty Burger at approximately 12:30AM, when a One Direction song came over the speakers. Since then, I have posited that, maybe, songs in a major key should be outlawed after midnight (current exemption list includes Chappell Roan).