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Mmm werewolf Ratio losing his patience and knotting Aventurine on the forest floor

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Day 1 of Soft RatioRine week is up! archiveofourown.org/works/633660... #SoftRatioRineWeek

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I have three fics to finish and a oneshot to start So obviously I'm gonna play Warframe and give Dante Ratio colors and Titania Aventurine colors.

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Werewolf Ratio That's all

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#ratiorine

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They are NOT supposed to last TJIS LONG WTF Two rounds of antibiotics and I'm going to get my third tomorrow, who knows if it's gonna work but I'm tired of needing to take meds wtf

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churin sore nipples (from me sucking on them so much)

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ねこ

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Ratio tiddy

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I AM SHAKING IM NOT EVEN JOKING IM SHALING

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I GOT MT AVENTURINE BOX I GOT OT I GOT HIM

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Soft RatioRine week is finished!!! I'm so excited to share it, I'm gonna explode!!!

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I need help finding an old game. I think it was called Dungeon Escape: Date or Die. It was on the Play Store when I was in middle school. 🧵 The main protag/player gets thrown on an island dungeon and meets three girls, and you have to get close to the girls and escape. Each girl has 4 endings-

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TFW Quebec snowstorms keep you from getting Aventurine merch T.T (I am glad the delivery drivers are staying safe and warm tho. Rather them not be out in this weather tbh, no matter how bad I want my stuff)

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So note to self: make sure to rescrew seasoning shakers correctly, otherwise the non-spicy steak seasoning becomes spicy and your lips burn and your wife is shocked you didn't put hot sauce on it because there's so much salt and it burns SO BAD

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Nothing like buying potatoes to make mashed potatoes and then realizing your mashed potatoes needs milk and butter. Which you can't have bc of meds. Because it's dairy. Fuck.

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I can't have dairy products w the meds I'm taking, so no cheese or milk or cream. Which is really cool when you consider I bought two cans of Alfredo sauce to use for the next few days of meals not four days ago 😭😭

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Love the way the doc said if I waited another two days I'd very likely have a ✨ kidney infection ✨

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dw I'm being predictable🩷

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Loving the way I can't get an appointment for an infection until I'll need to go to the ER Sigh I'll be a bit quieter for a bit but I'm gonna try my best to stay active, love you all!! 💙🩵

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Happy Choco Day everyone!!!

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How Warframe works with my wife: Me: Wowie my Titania's Diwata is at 4k damage! That's impressive!! Proud Wife: slides over her 21k tennokai "Fuck you go die" Diwata build You're doing great Hun! I have some pointers tho! The worst part is she isn't trying to show me up LMAO she's just good

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Hi yeah I'm a dumbass and apparently noted this with Major Character Death... Yeah no there's no MCD, I'm just massively braindead, enjoy the Pron

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I made the brainworms and they spiraled out of control and got stuck on Kara and we both lost our minds over Aventurine pussy together CW: Aven with Pussy, consensual aphrodisiac (Aven does it to himself lol) I also am INSANELY jealous of Ratio. Move over, doc I want a turn

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Wanna eat something at the study? Like... chocolates? What do you mean by... aphrodisiacs? *** ''Desk Dinner'' by @projectbluejay.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/63014599 (I'm so jealous of Ratio) #ratiorine

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Before people get weird about "why lil guy and not neutral?" Bc calling someone a lil guy with a silly, playfully demeaning voice voice is silly. Calling someone a lil girl in the same voice is weird to me.."

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So I have character tier lists. BLORBOS: I want to kiss/marry/fuck (ex: Aventurine-HSR) Squishy: I want to hug. They are my friends now I'm deciding. (Jason Todd- Batman) Lil guy: Lil sibling status. (ORDIS- Warframe Icky- GROSS ICKY (ex- Ryan Me I- HSR) And now you know what I'm talking about

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So I've gotten asked a few times recently if artworks of my works are okay. ALWAYS!! Anyone is 100% okay to draw and add onto whatever ridiculousness/horniness/silliness I write or brainrot, no need to ask! Please tag me if you do, I wanna see it!!! 💙🩵💙🩵

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ITS IN MY COLORS HELL YEAH

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Me: hi yes id like to lay down please and not be in a lot of pain My back: What if fuck you

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WHAT IF I JUST SOB

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Deep dive into "126"! Things you may or may not have missed (1/2) #ratiorine

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My wife,,,, in a blazer,,,, and skirt,,, critical hit,,, Blue down... I repeat, Blue down!!

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"give yourself a break don't try to force yourself through burnout it'll just get worse" okay but have you considered: me not doing that

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