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projectyl.bsky.social

i do puzzles and i startle easily (he/him, cool with they/them)

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had a discussion with a coworker where we both realized we didn't quite know what made a lock a "padlock" so i went to wikipedia "padlock" is not an article i would have predicted to contain nsfw imagery

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

me, perusing the upcoming booking schedule: oh wow, why are all of friday night's games booked by two-player teams? me, on friday, looking at the date: ...ah.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

idea: a version of "rikki don't lose that number" that is identical except it replaces the little pre-chorus piano riff with the "you found a secret" jingle from zelda

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Well Super Bowl Saturday is over and neither team showed up, nor did the fans. A totally empty stadium! This whole debacle is a complete embarrassment for the NFL. Thank god the TV stations forgot to broadcast it too.

submitted 23 days ago • 102 comments

i bought this very beautiful onion a little while ago and i was struck by how perfectly round it was. it turned out to be exactly 1 pound heavy

submitted 527 days ago • 32 comments

on this roadtrip we keep singing to the tune of HOT TO GO “T-O-T-T-OOO-T-OOOO TOTTOTO TOOOTTOTOOO”

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

i don't know if this helps but if you swap the two "g" sounds in the word "garbage" you get "jarbug" you can sit quietly and think about that for a few seconds, if you like jarbug

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

if i were to list the coolest people i know, a huge chunk of that list would be trans or nonbinary if you aren't welcoming those folks into your community, you're missing out and also i hope every garlic clove you ever try to peel is one of those annoying fractal ones that slivers endlessly

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

is there one of these but for ducks and if so, why is it called anything other than "WE LEASE THE QUACKIN'"

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I had to see this silliness and now so must you

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

responding to 🟥SLAUGHTER with LAUGHTER

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

aaaaa one of my questions made it onto tom scott's lateral podcast! lateralcast.com/episodes/119/

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

i grew up on these streets

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Gawrsh! They dont love you like I love you

submitted 54 days ago • 14 comments

Buddy, I don’t even have the time to listen to MYSELF whine.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally dropped my book into the bath and now all the characters are soggy and mad

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

the upside to working new year's day so often is that i get to be the one who sets up the computer folders for the new year this means i keep getting to add folders for cursed and forbidden Thirteenth Months to amuse my colleagues

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

i predict that by the end of the year 2025, travel via dirigible will be the order of the day. railroad travel shall go the way of the dodo as hydrogen-filled airships allow intrepid sightseers to travel from new york to chicago within a single day. further, suppers will be electrified

submitted 61 days ago • 48 comments

it is a different year now

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Once again, my haters have trapped me in a large burlap sack

submitted 71 days ago • 21 comments

i made a really good chappell roan reference at work tonight and my coworker didn't get it and i can't make it here instead because it is an escape room spoiler :(

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments