proletariatcat.bsky.social
Marry the Blackhawks, Fuck the Stars, Kill the Nazis.
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My eyeballs and I have strong feelings about how you chose two such similar colors for teams that were extremely likely to be the remaining two.
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They have to do something to make the worlds most boring team sport have some oomph.
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I love my internet hockey friends. It’s like having a little secret pocket of life that’s in a protected bubble, and you can pop by for a visit whenever you like.
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In the words of So Good “If I had a dick it would stand to attention, erection
Win the general election
Write the entire Shakespeare collection”
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Is that for hearts or penises?
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I mean, I thought literally everyone knew who he was until I found out a friend of mine didn’t. She didn’t understand why I freaked out, but I feel like that’s the same as asking who Michael Jordan is. I’m from Houston, so it’s not a regional thing. Shit, she’s from Seattle which is almost Canada
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Threaten them with gators if they don’t get it together
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I love this
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Using Captain Lexapro’s full government name confused me for a sec
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Quick question: What do you call the thing people put over their faces that look like other peoples faces on Halloween?
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Possibly, but as a current Dallas resident I just want to have a reason to still support my guy Duchy 😢 Plus I think he and Donato can be Jesus loving besties together.
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My orange loves a violent butt pat! Elsa is more of a butt scritches girl and I’m happy to oblige
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Some heroes wear hotdogs 🫡
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You think their post deserved “dense cunt”? You’ve really lost the plot.
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WHERE ARE THEY POOPING???
They’re going to blame the random soldier street poops on homeless people
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Oh! The Rapture!
I’ll root Florida when the rapture takes all the annoying people out of it.
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I’ll root for Florida when the thing happens where Jesus takes all the dorks to heaven or whatever
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Pretty girl!!!! Tabby girlies are elite
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Haha I’m the opposite. I spent twenty years dead set on having kids. I’ve even got 9 little backup plans on ice that I pay $700/year to keep frozen 😂
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The older I get, and the more kids my friends have, the less sad I get about my rapidly decaying ovaries. I’ll probably still go for it if I get a chance before the ole’ pause hits, but it’s not my main objective in dating anymore.
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10/10 recommend.
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Eh, I think I’d miss living alone if I had a kid, but I preferred being a DINK. Although my ex and I were both airline crew, so we had about a 50/50 split on alone time and together time,
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I need arch support and for them to be warmer. I never wear mine, because in addition to that, I’m convinced they look like clown shoes on my 8.5 feet.
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It’s ok. Now when I say I’m shopping for a new pair of docs, I mean dr. scholl’s.