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protokura.bsky.social
If you like Waffles, Good News. Black Mage and Waffle Maker on Twitch Follow at https://twitch.tv/protokura
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IT IS BALD FUCK MONDAY ONCE AGAIN but I have to eat first- come have dinner and watch youtube with me before painting a handsome man www.twitch.tv/ratmanwastaken

If you see this, post a skeleton.

Y'all be jealous and hatin.

this game was ass but you are not :)

How did you all let me go on and not play the sequel? It's Time to go to the Waffle Lair with Protoh and Ratlee twitch.tv/protokura

wip of what we been painting on strem ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎cumision for proto

My mom got me a little ramen bowl

When MREarch approaches and you got cursed waffles to make

It's Time for Tomba, Episode 3: I KNOW HOW TO F**KING SWIM! twitch.tv/protokura

Prospective date: I broke my nail trying to be the best beyblader (is serious) Me: that seems a bit intense Them:blocked Chat I'm just staying single forever

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there isn't enough sleep to help me not want to just do nothing all day

it is up on redbubble as a lot of things but I think the apron is the funniest one👍🏻 www.redbubble.com/i/apron/be-n...

No one married me when I made this but it was still finger licking good waffles

🍝be not afraid🍝 biblically accurate spaghetti monster cause people in @celkittens.bsky.social chat said it and I thought "that sounds stupid I love it"

I had to, i saw tummy I needed to raspberry tummy. Also this person deserves to be drawn their best

oh hey #streamers, do you need a valentine? Come on down to the house of waffles, and let me feed ya.

Oh look #twitch people, i have a thing

Coworkers the minute I step in: "Hey I need Friday off" "You're single, you don't need valentine's off" "It'd be important to me if you worked it for me" "Why can't you think of others?" Like, I have it off, I don't care if I'm alone that day, I got plans to make a God damn waffle.

Ever since work got this, I just be drinking tea before a shift

Dinner's up!~ - I adore this sketch from @krimbo.bsky.social SO bloody much. His style is so unique & captures the BEST impressions! Thank you Krimbie!! 💚✨ - #ambieart #ocart #vtuber #vsky #drow #art

alternate version of shork with my beautiful chmoll husband @protokura.bsky.social yeehawin

Happy Year of the snake yall! I know Im a bit late but I had to draw my favourite snake person from one of my favourite game francises; Vera from monsterprom! Hopefully their new game #monstercon releases this year because I can't wait to play it! #monsterprom

This clever fucking rat just gave us more dick jokes

Dollify five! Such a fishy smell, so stinky, It’s @kerokii.bsky.social !!

I accidentally merged all the layers so I will get lazy about some things but I think its looking cute so far and I havent really posted in a bit

⚠️URGENT COMMISSIONS⚠️ Prices are Open to what you can pay. I’m in the hole right now in terms of money. I have bills that are past due and I’ve been trying my best to keep up with them. Even working 5 days a week is not enough. Pls DM me if you’re interested. #art #artcommissions #artistforhire

@shawnsolobeats.bsky.social agreed this is enough juice

It's time to suffer without a guide longer in this amazing 2.5D game. We return to Tomba! twitch.tv/protokura

Make your partner an after sex treat. do it.

watch out for this! for folks who don't know: - windows+R opens the run window which lets you run any program - ctrl+V pastes so this puts some malicious command on your clipboard, then convinces you to run it yourself. don't.

Can I come stand in the corner of your room & look at you like this? ~ This gorgeous sketch is by @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social ✨ Please consider checking them out & giving them some support! 💚 - #ambieart #ocart #vtuber #art #humanart #drow

girl who is obsessed with rhea ripley

Next motherfucker that tells me to Google it when I ask about something gets blocked. I asked you for info, not Google. If I wanted to Google it, you wouldn't be involved. Rude fuckers I swear

Me when i finally am excited for something, my body goes "Hehe no, no you feel death now"

oh hey #streamers, do you need a valentine? Come on down to the house of waffles, and let me feed ya.

Found another term for boner. From now on, I have a Tumid for Goths

Donating and helping others is cool, we should care about others Don't wield guilt like a weapon for people who don't donate to you. It's not that they don't care, they might have other priorities with what little free funds they have