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provisionalirs.bsky.social
Racoon, socialist, gin enthusiast, sometimes funny, always a Lord of the Rings nerd. Did some army stuff one time. Safety professional. Probably be less of an optimist if I had a better memory
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

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"how does a bunny hiding eggs represent Easter" do you want the candy or not

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Sign of the day…

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If you’re changing the definition of human rights, it means you plan on violating people’s human rights.

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What if RFK just JFK'd? He'd be the most respected Kennedy in a while

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My SecDef told me his aides keep getting fired due to leaks so I asked how many aides he has and he said he just goes to 4chan and gets a new aide afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding groypers to the FBI and then BigBalls started crying.

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The question is not "what is to be done" but rather, "what is to be done about those who would take our Republic?" It ain't a complicated fuckin queation, y'all

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I feel a little sorry for Saruman. Imagine if your coworker said he found a loose ex-Soviet nuke in the 90s and left it with the funny little guy he smokes weed with the past 30 years. I’d flip out too.

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Joke’s on y’all, I was never going to be able to retire anyway.

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His elbows, belt, and tits are all at the same height.

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So like, not for nothing, but what is everyone elses' plan if they see a person being kidnapped by masked unknowns?

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Who did this?

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If the question is "how is this allowed?" or "how is this legal?" the answer will always be found by remembering laws aren't self executing and someone has to enforce them. Laws aren't magic, and laws by themselves prevent nothing. If a law is not enforced, it's just words on paper.

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Wrote this into the Martian Revolution back in Dec when I was concerned people wouldn't accept a character being *that* stupid.

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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Restoration Hardware was doing an earnings call when the tariffs hit and I have never related harder to a CEO www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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Ohh "America First" was a hit list

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Corey Booker is currently on the senate floor recounting the plot of Moonraker from memory

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Never wanted an email update less:

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Hotel California

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if i was in wittenburg in 1520 i woulda socked that martin luther blabbermouth right in the jaw. cram it, bozo

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🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:

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Look, we are talking about a dipshit who almost killed someone with axe on live TV.

submitted 27 days ago • 464 comments

Dear DOGE, 5 things I did at work this week: 1.) Didn’t leak military operational plans to an Atlantic reporter. 2.)

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So we’ve got two competing schools of what the Democratic Party should do next. One of them is hosting the largest political rallies in history in places like New Hampshire and Arizona, and the other one just got $120 million from Silicon Valley and is on a book tour.

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Excuse us, my duckling Mo has very important business to attend to. Sound on people, sound *very much* on #duckling

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expired: playing the new assassins creed because you like the gameplay tired: playing the new assassins creed because you like the setting wired: playing the new assassins creed to teach those rat bastard portuguese priests a lesson or two

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Oop @classywarfare.gobirds.online , here they go www.foxnews.com/us/fbi-agent...

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Paging @thetattooedprof.bsky.social and @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Hoping you aren’t the end of the video just yet.

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