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Another day of not starting a podcast. You’re welcome

Taking hostages is a form of a trap too, but if your response is to talk about the hostage takers economic policy then you're signaling that hostage taking is permissable. It's not, the response ought to be measured and precise too, if the goal isn't to fold in the face of that pressure.

A fringe group of bigoted weirdos have dragged British media, government, and law into their hateful obsession with trans people. Grim, depressing, and dangerous. Everyone with power in the UK who's played along should be ashamed of themselves.

Might watch 28 Days Later again, a lighthearted feelgood film brimming with optimism at the thought of simply locking Britain out of the rest of the world until everyone has eaten each other

There are two cats inside of me. One staring at me and one ignoring me.

I have successfully hand ripened a rock hard avocado in the fruit bowl; you may applaud. I will now be taking applications to solve other impossible tasks!

Once we find out that the "accidentally" black bagged legal citizen is no longer alive; a lot of people are going to start reconsidering the phrase 'last stand' and getting a lot harder to abduct. Just a thought.

NEW from me: A whistleblower says DOGE may have taken sensitive labor data...and then someone posted a threatening letter to his door. www.npr.org/2025/04/15/n...

Masked ICE terrorists did this to Tufts PhD student Rümeysa Öztürk after kidnapping her because she wrote an op-ed: www.cnn.com/2025/04/14/u...

A private equity firm just bought £1.6 BILLION worth of the NHS. It will make bigger profits by hiking rents for hospitals and NHS facilities. Previous govts privatized the estate. That means less money for frontline healthcare. NHS already drained by PFI and private contractors.

who wrote this simulation? chatgpt?

Me: i'll have the eggs Cumberbatch please Server: *winks* it's Benedict btw Me: *winks* i'll have the the eggs Cumberbatch please Benedict

This app is becoming like twitter post 2016-prior musk takeover. Tons of trolls and bots attempting to frustrate and politically polarize ppl. Mock, block, and roll.

Dire gotta be my least favorite consequences

Me trying to read the tea leaves:

Cat & Mouse

Yes, my life is in shambles, but my online life is in shambles.

scientifically speaking the best sleep only happens after hitting snooze

How disinformation messengers tap into perceived and legitimate grievances to undermine democracy. youtu.be/yEjtLikxQGs?...

What kind of beautiful magic is this? 🤩 🔊🔊 🎥carolienlam

“You can never have enough cheese,” as I count out the 11th slice to set on the grilled cheese in the pan.

[easter bunny] so you use this book to train yourself to ‘find’ waldo [me] yes he’s hidden [easter bunny] *nervously looking at his eggs* and are these skills transferable

Interrobang is where one of you pretends to be a captured spy

*charges the vibrator to get ready for the week

Being nervous all the time is my primary form of cardio

“Baby steps,” I whisper to myself while lacing up my clown shoes.

The only unsolicited duck pic I can accept in my DMs...

GPS, but for avoiding anyone you know

The North American Building Trade Unions are calling for the return of their member, Kilmer Abrego Garcia, who is the victim of human trafficking by our government.

who is this rorschach guy and why is he showing us all these photos of bjork: thread

Hedges absolutely killed with this opening. Short. Sweet. Correct.

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking

The Trump administration says everything is fine while consumer confidence is plummeting and the trade war is escalating. @katiephang.bsky.social kick starts the #KatiePhangShow with the latest. Tune in now!

“fuck it we ball” i say as the terrors take hold

[being removed from olive garden] I CAN PUT CROUTONS WHEREVER I WANT

Suppositories: when swallowing your pride isn’t enough

*using chat gpt to write the hottest, steamiest most X rated robot erotica

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me: how much for the goth scrabble? store clerk: that's a Ouija board

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to screw the penis…I mean father…I mean lightbulb

Them: why are you always so tense Me: on a giant rock hurtling through space

Bro can you lift? Yes, bro. Your spirits