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when an ND friend feels comfortable enough to stop masking after your 3rd round of espresso martinis:

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life’s a bit and then you die

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Gene Wilder sings the Leslie Bricusse/Anthony Newley composition "Pure Imagination" from the 1971 🇺🇲American musical fantasy film "WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY" dir. Mel Stuart 🎬 Paramount Pictures 🍫🌷🍭 #GeneWilderDay

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command has authorized a new experimental potato to increase morale

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Call me when Jesus turns water into ham.

submitted 10 hours ago • 10 comments

It's not spontaneous combustion, I'm just chaffing, bro.

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It's not a chore if you don't do it.

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

Underrated counter-action that universally causes immediate retreat.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Seth gets it

submitted 20 hours ago • 222 comments

Well we still have famine to look forward to. How great for us.

submitted 9 hours ago • 362 comments

Waymo leaves LA like elves leaving Middle Earth 🌅

submitted 22 hours ago • 49 comments

The idea that the progressive left used the internet to bully institutions into accepting unpopular, far-left positions is the exact opposite of what has actually happened. The alt-right used the internet for ideological capture and they are now in the White House bragging about it daily

submitted 16 hours ago • 248 comments

There’s something quietly tragic about watching young soldiers, still forming their sense of civic self, being used as backdrops for partisan mythmaking. Not because they’re weak, but because they’re earnest.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Putting a full load of dishes in the dishwasher and realizing it's only 1/3 of the dirty ones you've let pile up in your latest round of despair

submitted 9 hours ago • 9 comments

just saw the term “radical liberalism” which feels like ordering your steak “extra medium”

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!” She is watching our wedding video again.

submitted 13 hours ago • 24 comments

Disco! In the Panic Room

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I can see it on your forehead that you care too much about the stupid shit.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

i rose out of my bog for this?

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Maddow: I also feel like there’s not very much about that that I don’t understand. Like, it’s the same everywhere. This is blond Berlusconi, you know what I mean? This is inarticulate Viktor Orbán, right? These guys are all the same. The authoritarian playbook is the same everywhere

submitted 1 day ago • 312 comments

Met an active duty member of the military yesterday who filed conscientious objector paperwork in response to deployment of military on U.S. soil. Was told multiple Army have filed, unknown quantities in other branches.

submitted 1 day ago • 464 comments

If a rabbit girl jerks off, is a stroke of good luck

submitted 23 hours ago • 11 comments

We feed you. They hunt us.

submitted 1 day ago • 1187 comments

girl at bar: i’d let you do that thing in bed that your wife won’t me: [visibly excited] eat cookies?

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It's ok to prioritize your own health. It's ok to bare your fangs & claws. It's ok to cover your antlers with moss and wildflowers. It's ok to disappear into the misty woods for a day or a lifetime.

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No truer words #booksky

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This is so wrong. Let people decide for themselves if they want to smoke. #langsky

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The thing about human rights is that they belong to every single human being unconditionally

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This tiny device can shrink dangerous blood clots. It’s called the ‘milli-spinner’ and its invention was partly an accident…

submitted 1 day ago • 292 comments

I have a new hero. This owl stole a child's hobby horse and flies around with it!

submitted 1 day ago • 558 comments

I’m not sure why Gavin Newsome doesn’t activate the rest of his army guard to prevent the president from it or force him to overrule it…. Then fight on the second amendment guaranteeing a state a right to a militia. How can a state have a militia if the president can simply federalize it

submitted 2 days ago • 1094 comments

when I said “go off” I meant off the side of a cliff

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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

submitted 2 days ago • 112 comments

Look guys, they’re right about LA, it’s rough here. Just this morning I was murdered twice.

submitted 2 days ago • 80 comments

Daily bobcat.

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Newsom: Just moments ago, they called up an additional 2,000 National Guard troops. So now it’s 4,000 total—of which only 300 have actually been operationalized. And guess what? Yesterday, LAPD had to use their already scarce resources to protect those National Guardsmen and women…

submitted 2 days ago • 400 comments

California has fallen , we prolly burned it down or w/e

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““Social science data provide insights into human behaviour which is vital for designing effective interventions and communication strategies that resonate with priority populations,”” insightplus.mja.com.au/2025/22/soci...

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they say if you yawn and stretch big enough someone will say "big stretch!" and you become a cat

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RFK Jr.‘s extreme anti-vax views — and his related conflicts of interest — were a huge problem during his confirmation process. So he promised not to change the vaccine advisory panel. Today, he fired every single expert on that panel. It's a public health disaster.

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VETERAN: “This is why they can’t wear masks. Because people like this exist… if you want to snatch people off the streets, do it in uniform, and show your damn face.” (@MarshaBlackburn’s Secret Police bill criminalizes transparency and threatens 5 years for naming an ICE agent)

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GOV. NEWSOM: “Trump is reckless, immoral, a stone cold liar… he’s taking unconstitutional actions and putting lives at risk. These are acts of authoritarians.”

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CNN’s reporter on scene in Los Angeles: I’m being detained..

submitted 2 days ago • 870 comments

just FYI, "don't give them a reason to hurt you" is abuse enabling regardless of whether you're talking about an individual or the government

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I know one thing. If I were a young blonde, white woman, and a police officer shot me ON CAMERA, my settlement would be large enough to have its own itemized line on LA's yearly budget.

submitted 3 days ago • 166 comments

every single time a pundit or politician says “he can’t do that it’s illegal” an angel gets a machete

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

fight flight or post

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