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Pay to play for foreign oligarchs that want to get in on terrorizing Americans personally and buying out their businesses while they suffer under the tariff regime.

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Watching squirrels fuck out my window. I'm now jealous of squirrels.

submitted 1 hour ago • 6 comments

My vibrator keeps leaving stuff at my house, so it has an excuse to come back

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Turn on: Up against the wall. Turn off: You’re under arrest.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Not to brag but I just sneezed and my cat said gesundheit. Which is wild bc I didn't think she spoke German.

submitted 104 days ago • 6 comments

....and next we are going to deported the price of eggs back to reasonable correct? ....yes-no-maybe?

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The horrible truth is everyone sees everything that you post

submitted 11 hours ago • 23 comments

⚡ 73-year-old American Stephen Haggard, abducted by Russian forces in Izium, has been found in a penal colony in Mordovia.

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

having sicko thoughts about how if you're making out with a vampire you can DEFINITELY feel their fangs pushing out as your blood heating up and pumping faster gets to them

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when an ND friend feels comfortable enough to stop masking after your 3rd round of espresso martinis:

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

life’s a bit and then you die

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Gene Wilder sings the Leslie Bricusse/Anthony Newley composition "Pure Imagination" from the 1971 🇺🇲American musical fantasy film "WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY" dir. Mel Stuart 🎬 Paramount Pictures 🍫🌷🍭 #GeneWilderDay

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command has authorized a new experimental potato to increase morale

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Call me when Jesus turns water into ham.

submitted 20 hours ago • 11 comments

It's not spontaneous combustion, I'm just chaffing, bro.

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It's not a chore if you don't do it.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Underrated counter-action that universally causes immediate retreat.

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Seth gets it

submitted 1 day ago • 254 comments

Well we still have famine to look forward to. How great for us.

submitted 20 hours ago • 475 comments

Waymo leaves LA like elves leaving Middle Earth 🌅

submitted 1 day ago • 54 comments

The idea that the progressive left used the internet to bully institutions into accepting unpopular, far-left positions is the exact opposite of what has actually happened. The alt-right used the internet for ideological capture and they are now in the White House bragging about it daily

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There’s something quietly tragic about watching young soldiers, still forming their sense of civic self, being used as backdrops for partisan mythmaking. Not because they’re weak, but because they’re earnest.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Putting a full load of dishes in the dishwasher and realizing it's only 1/3 of the dirty ones you've let pile up in your latest round of despair

submitted 20 hours ago • 10 comments

just saw the term “radical liberalism” which feels like ordering your steak “extra medium”

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!” She is watching our wedding video again.

submitted 23 hours ago • 26 comments

Disco! In the Panic Room

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I can see it on your forehead that you care too much about the stupid shit.

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

i rose out of my bog for this?

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Maddow: I also feel like there’s not very much about that that I don’t understand. Like, it’s the same everywhere. This is blond Berlusconi, you know what I mean? This is inarticulate Viktor Orbán, right? These guys are all the same. The authoritarian playbook is the same everywhere

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Met an active duty member of the military yesterday who filed conscientious objector paperwork in response to deployment of military on U.S. soil. Was told multiple Army have filed, unknown quantities in other branches.

submitted 1 day ago • 469 comments

If a rabbit girl jerks off, is a stroke of good luck

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

We feed you. They hunt us.

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girl at bar: i’d let you do that thing in bed that your wife won’t me: [visibly excited] eat cookies?

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

It's ok to prioritize your own health. It's ok to bare your fangs & claws. It's ok to cover your antlers with moss and wildflowers. It's ok to disappear into the misty woods for a day or a lifetime.

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No truer words #booksky

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This is so wrong. Let people decide for themselves if they want to smoke. #langsky

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The thing about human rights is that they belong to every single human being unconditionally

submitted 2 days ago • 51 comments

This tiny device can shrink dangerous blood clots. It’s called the ‘milli-spinner’ and its invention was partly an accident…

submitted 2 days ago • 293 comments

I have a new hero. This owl stole a child's hobby horse and flies around with it!

submitted 1 day ago • 558 comments

I’m not sure why Gavin Newsome doesn’t activate the rest of his army guard to prevent the president from it or force him to overrule it…. Then fight on the second amendment guaranteeing a state a right to a militia. How can a state have a militia if the president can simply federalize it

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when I said “go off” I meant off the side of a cliff

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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

submitted 2 days ago • 112 comments

Look guys, they’re right about LA, it’s rough here. Just this morning I was murdered twice.

submitted 2 days ago • 80 comments

Daily bobcat.

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Newsom: Just moments ago, they called up an additional 2,000 National Guard troops. So now it’s 4,000 total—of which only 300 have actually been operationalized. And guess what? Yesterday, LAPD had to use their already scarce resources to protect those National Guardsmen and women…

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