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Me literally holding up my water glass and saying “SALUD!”. @carbajal.house.gov

These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸

"They took her in a car, in essence kidnapping her ... I met another young woman whose husband has quite literally disappeared" -- Newsom shares harrowing details of specific cases of ICE terrorizing immigrants in California

IF THE CAT ISN'T IN THE BAG THEN WHERE THE FUCK IS HE, KEVIN?

WHAT FOX WILL NEVER SHOW YOU!! The news won't show you this because they have a narrative to spin.

I just emerged from the deep state woke Marxist meeting to control the weather for tomorrow’s small dictator parade. I can report things are on track and we are ready for space laser deployment. More soon.

Slinking into a fancy restaurant in sweats like I own the place

Padilla: If this is how DHS responds to a senator with a question you can only imagine what they're doing to farm workers, to cooks, to day laborers out in the Los Angeles community and throughout California.

A cop doing the right thing? I think that i might need my fainting chair!

SEN. PADILLA: “Saying I lunged is a lie, but that’s par for the course for this administration… I was behind the cameras listening, and at a certain point hearing Noem say they had to rescue LA from the Governor and Mayor was too much to take. So I raise my voice to ask a question.”

Worker to ICE agent at a workplace raid: “And here’s my bag of f*cks.”

Rep. Palmer: “You're in violation of federal law.” Gov. Hochul: “That's 100% false.” Palmer: “Charges, for obstruction, should be brought against each one of you…” AOC: “Raising the prospect of charges against witnesses is a form of intimidation. Is it not?” Palmer: “I strike those words.”

Perfection.

"Bluesky is dead" Meanwhile on Bluesky:

In Spokane, WA protesters begin to build their own skirmish line against officers after one appears to push a woman down.

Kristi Noem, Dr. Phil, and ICE went to this woman’s home in Huntington Park, CA at 6am to make a spectacle and you want me to be satisfied with @governor.ca.gov flowery words? Watch. It’s disgusting. Noem belongs in prison.

This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree

they are going all in on the stopping

This goose is so relaxed and now I hope you are too 🥹 #geese #loogiphotos #birds

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

could god make a dick sucking machine so good it turns him gay

i believe in the healing powers of garlic naan

The 5:28 a.m. hot dogs are always the juiciest.

Just thinking about this particular 1 minutes and 7 seconds from Hypernormalisation (2016) for no particular reason...

YOU MUST HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.

accidentally getting my gremlins wet, except it’s just my cats and they’re not wet (they’re just being total assholes)

NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“

I wouldn't say shame is the overwhelming feeling when washing my vibrator but close

This cover of War Pigs by uKanDanZ fucking RIPS

Who among us has never assembled a weird machine in our basement over nights full of mysterious clanking and whirring sounds? We've all been there, building our weird machine in the cover of night, its function unclear even to ourselves.

“You rock my world,” I whisper, as the huge boulder rolls onto me.

In the United States, the future of free speech is on the line. Not just for me. But for millions.

In private, Trump once told us he wanted to designate immigrants as “unlawful enemy combatants.” The same designation was given to terrorist groups like Al Qaeda and ISIS. So you can imagine where this goes next…

Join me and @milestaylor.bsky.social for a conversation about blowing the whistle, being deemed an enemy of national security, and why the violence we're seeing today will be the excuse for further crackdowns tomorrow. reedgalen.substack.com

Woke up startled, thinking I was late for work, only to be relieved to find I was already there.

really glad I came back online in time for the end of the world

*getting stepped on by a police horse* "but I sat down and made it clear I wasn't a threat, wtf?"

First case of newsom derangement syndrome recorded in St. Petersburg

every article hating bluesky:

*snorts* Oh yes

My colleagues and I went to Speaker Johnson’s and Leader Thune’s offices just now to demand an investigation into the assault of @padilla.senate.gov. Let’s be clear: Republican leadership is complicit in enabling the growing authoritarianism in this country.

US Yale program tracking Russian war crimes of deporting Ukrainian children will shut down on 1 July after Trump administration cut funding. "Right now, we are running on fumes, we have about two weeks of money left, mostly through individual donations from our website. [...] ⤵️ 📷: Yale HRL