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prozach.bsky.social
Game Designer and Data Scientist (?!) at Media Molecule
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How to get the Supressor in 'Metal Gear Solid 2' on the PlayStation 2.

Annoyingly good line imo

The cheapest possible pizza is always superior to mid-range

i think he's correct people will socialise with shitty chatbots, people do mad tedious shit all the time

gonna just ask for a Goggins at the hairdresser

I love when my Palico goes "Looks like it's moving to a new area", and I get to go "Aye, it does look like that" as I fire off a flash pod and bring that big idiot crashing back down to my feet and unsheathe the big stick.

So hard to not hit the squash when summer rolls around

Alright, @sarahebond.bsky.social in her cruelty has made me aware of this remarkably incompetent talk Malcolm Gladwell gave and so I am going to inflict it on all of you by going through all of the mistakes he makes here in the hope that none of you will ever take him seriously again. 1/

My first Blue Prince run was very boring

Can you *fuck* the dog?

Familiar feeling of panic

Do you remember the first time you squeezed a lime on food?

You often hear ‘Jesus was a socialist’ kinda takes, and he does say some nice stuff, but mainly it’s 1) kingdom of god is at hand and 2) believe in me

Mainly I just talked about the apocalypse

Marathon looks ruddy bloody brilliant simple as

There was a chap demoing his game, dressed as a croupier. You sat down at the table, and he dealt you a hand. It had some instructions for how to ‘play’ a card, but nothing more. No rules or anything. He sat there, occasionally grimacing, rolling up the cards and dishing them out for each ‘round’

In general i am a massive misery guts but @nowplaythis.bsky.social was super fun and inspiring

after about 150 hours, me and @katofergo.bsky.social have reached the end of #kingdomecomedeliverance2 so it's cheerio to Henry for now

Had enough ‘runs’

This is quite a turn off

They left the cheese machine on

Great game

It’s not that the civil service are thick or corrupt or even lazy, but there were a sizeable proportion who were insanely entitled middle class chumps who had lost all sense of public service, if they ever had any

I was so pissed off, I took a pay cut and blagged a job as a data scientist as my best chance to escape public service

Had a flashback to the lowest point of my civil service career, when my delusional director made us buy a 3d printer for the office

Bluesky is incredibly insistent I am gay

‘Show less like this’ does absolutely nothing eh

Man, how is Godot so good! Who’s making this?!

I’m afraid to say Duskbloods looked like a stinky old mess

I don’t care if things happen in one ‘take’. That’s none of my business

Name a worst place to be hungover than the Natural History Museum

My best nay-say is studio ghibli are just alright

assets/levels/Steve/lvls/TEST_steve.lvl

love ari's wording here. in game dev (or anything artistic) you can't "measure twice cut once", because measuring and cutting are the same thing. you can't find out what to make without beginning to make it

Trying to replay Animal Crossing and it’s the most oppressively tedious game I think I’ve ever played

Really enjoying Godot. The scripting language is really nice and breezy. Being able to just paste in a shader is great too

🟥 A Little Perspective now has a store page! 🟥 ✨ store.steampowered.com/app/3485300/... ✨ Check out the new trailer, bless the Steam algorithm with a wishlist, and tell your puzzle-loving friends :) Demo will be available in the coming months! #indiegame #puzzle