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you cannot kill me in a way that matters ~ professional lot lizard ~ bi he/him #art
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In Oklahoma looking for the gay collective, the oklahomos as it were

annoyed at how much i unironically like kikuo

Thinking about when I worked at GameStop and a guy with many burn scars came in and dramatically begged for a used ps3 to buy for, and I quote, “I need to make amends to the girl— That I LOVE” And man just buy a card idk

My head hurt

this is my favorite post on this site, no question

Quote with your fanart

soul silver nuzlocke for my first ever nuzlocke im sure this will go great

Now that I’m a dad, the only “ovipositing” I’ll be doing this Easter will be hiding all these eggs in the yard can I get an amen

I was wondering when my (lack of) meds for a few days would catch up. Not feeling all that cash money, family

Love when my car is completely dead :D

Tonight is actually so bogus

Georgia O’Queef

Compared a picture of myself with my cousin 3 years ago and yesterday and man, I look way better now. Lost a noticeable about of weight and I’m smiling more. Happy.

At the most liminal pool today

A children’s book museum not having a children’s price for kids feels criminal lmfao

Hey Spotify what if I did it this time what then

Another anxious and busy day :D usually I can trace my anxiety to something but today I’m just ???

Saw several members of my family today and for the first time in a long time I wasn’t left with the lingering thought of dysfunction. It was really nice but I’m still feeling pretty bad the last few days

It’s my wife’s birthday that means if you see this and you know her you’re legally obligated to tell her happy birthday :3

I think set period has snuck its way into my favorite pokemon list

It’s my wife’s birthday that means if you see this and you know her you’re legally obligated to tell her happy birthday :3

“Don’t trust anything your brain says at night” but also like I’m fucking irritated

Wave of anxiety so bad I got nauseous

Songs I blast for my wife Jenny from the block: OUT like JENNIE: IN

whenever i feel locked up at the start of a conversation, i go to my notes app for help

Since Xenoblade drops in 5 days, here’s my zohar usb

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This being Wichita, ks has me in shambles

The Taco Bell remodel was bi erasure

He walked so dragonite could run* *fly