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your apocalypse therapist 💊🩺 Currently Rebranding—Stay Tuned For American Exxxtasy Updates 📺🤡
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free group therapy with Townes Van Zandt + the bird flu bandits

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klaus your eyes and get to nomi #honk #honk

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

uhhh haha—it would be really chill if we could stop worshipping whatever this kinda privileged self-othering / marginalization mental illness is so we could actually have some semblance of authenticity in the world again 🫠

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wait you’re tellin’ me mentally ill people at the controls—in the heart of the biggest pharma / propaganda industry in the world—individuals who have self isolated and are surrounded by 24/7 Yes Men…..would eventually become sociopathic and suicidal on the world’s stage? Wow no way

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

FYI

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

that’s where Surf Dracula lives

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

submitted 11 days ago • 180 comments

"Cats that became infected with bird flu might have spread the virus to humans in the same household and vice versa, according to data that briefly appeared online in a report from the CDC but then abruptly vanished.

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

been psychoanalyzing all of the musicians on my seasonal depression playlist and it’s been making me feel a lot better not letting them project all their sad bullshit onto me 🚫🪞🪩 uhh why don’t u talk to the people in ur life instead of writing a song about it (u could do both too I guess lol) #joke

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

remember to eat some greens today 🥬 so you can mysteriously + spontaneously projectile barf all your hair directly onto a mirror back into your own cute little face later 💕

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

To Be Honest or to Not To Be Honest—*that* is The Real Quest U R On™️

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

dear dolls: do u ever get called “mature” when ur bimbo façade breaks in someone *else’s* mind? do u then wonder why they had the desire to strip u of depth and *infantilize* u in the first place? why’s it that adults feel a need to turn other adults into their playthings? sounds real creepy tbh 🧸☺️💕

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

say hi to Neil Young everybody—he’s my lil cool guy / apprentice so you will be seeing him an awful lot in-between the scenes, so to speak 🐈‍⬛🪄✨ enjoy this momentary paws in your content nausea for some Tender Loving Cathair 🖤

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

fun fact if you make a bunch of JOKES for yourself and others—you can circumvent 🇺🇸’s booming antidepressant industry real fast with a simple sleight of play—lol knock knock who’s there? common sense? GTFOH NO ONE INVITED YOU LOSER 🤬🫵

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Honk Honk.....Laughter Is The Best Medicine 💊🩺 And The Doctor Is In (i've studied human behavioral psychology + sociology for 2 decades and my field research is all of you, tee hee) follow Dr. Barbie while I take my notes please! 🤡📝

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Big announcement: we're adding smell to zoom. People can smell you on zoom meetings now. We realize nobody asked for this but technological innovation knows no bounds

submitted 24 days ago • 113 comments