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psychicsiren.bsky.social
your apocalypse therapist šŸ’ŠšŸ©ŗ Currently Rebrandingā€”Stay Tuned For American Exxxtasy Updates šŸ“ŗšŸ¤”
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youā€™re fucking it up, you need to yap the terrible headlines from the nearest balcony while chain smoking
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does the studio have a bath tub? That means it comes with an XL dish washer, a clothes washer, a body washer, and a Soup Party Cauldron āœ… šŸ„£
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Do elaborate on these interesting conclusions youā€™ve drawn about a stranger online. Sometimesā€”people you havenā€™t met before might bring to light a particular type of passion that may make you feel inferior in terms of on-the-ground, IRL experience. I apologize for making you feel this way.
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I donā€™t need you to agree with facts Iā€™m relaying šŸ˜‡šŸ™
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Thatā€™s *your* opinion! Maybe watch the documentary ā€œDive!ā€ about how Trader Joeā€™s used to treat their MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FOOD WASTE before the beans were literally spilled on camera about their dirty deedsā€”and please understand they simply wear the pelt of a friendly neighborhood grocery store šŸ™šŸ˜‡
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I use bozo as a term of endearment please donā€™t be offended lol šŸ–¤
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Lol no this is mental illness Hell Monopoly, my good bozo. And nobody *has* to play this stupid game. So letā€™s flip the boardgame over šŸ˜¹šŸ™šŸ”„
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AND they stopped scheduling me and my spouse together for shifts so we couldnā€™t carpool anymore once I started bring up our very valid fears šŸ˜‡šŸ’•
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we were married before I was hired (unrelated)ā€”but FYI it was awful during the worst days of 2020/2021 covid exposure for us at home, esp when they started rolling back plexiglass register protections and max occupancy numbers for crew safety at our hi-volume location. Just Trader Joeā€™s Things šŸ‘šŸŒˆāœØšŸ˜‡
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they really have their priorities in line right? šŸ«  we both sound eager for a society with ALL of our basic needs met and far less mental gymnastics poured over the whole conversation about it lol
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as someone whoā€™s worked for Trader Joeā€™s and is married to someone whoā€™s worked there for a decadeā€”we literally donā€™t know who youā€™re talking about, because they both union bust and are incredibly exploitative with a smile, whilst jeopardizing our lives and health daily for ā€œcustomer serviceā€ :)
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underwear!
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I was hooked on klonopin for years dreading days like these. Last year I found out my husband had been abusing venlafaxine legally for a decadeā€”longer than Iā€™ve known him. Full 180. I dropped out of school (gave my life to sociology / clinical psych at 1 point) after seeing some bs for what it was
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this feels like past internal cocaine monologues
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a super uneventful and totally normal and very sane three weeks. oh my god how time flies
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now double tap em with a spicy little ā€œcheck ur superiority complex at the door, divaā€
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donā€™t know if thereā€™s any sound attached to videos on bluesky yet but I was very earnestly pep talking Neil Young and his crunching was the best part dang it
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might I suggest my current goofball exposure therapyā€”500 ccs of Silly Billy applied directly to the forehead šŸ¤¤ Now This Is How You Google šŸ‘€
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100% chance of being required to ā€œserveā€ I hear šŸ˜”
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wait is his current performance deemed NOT ā€œscrewing upā€ behavior lol
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yes and on hearing The Honest Truth they *DEFINITELY* do the thing you need assistance with the first time you ask, and *CERTAINLY* donā€™t shoot the compromised target delivering said truth: The Messengerā„¢ļø šŸ˜‰
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Diva Baldur Gatekeeps Againā€”Do Slay, My Queen šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø
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as an ex addict (4 years sober now) can vouch this bozo is ROCKED off his socks by the vacancy of that million mile stare and his goofy ass lollynecking lol šŸ˜¹ I was using from a very early age so I made sure to cover my ā€œtellsā€ but this spoiled rich kid always gets a publicly messy pass lol
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this is the one āœ…
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oh wait it wasnā€™t a question! you assumed I didnā€™t know something. hi Iā€™m Kat, nice to meet you stranger on the internet who knows me so well, whatā€™s your name? :)
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itā€™s cute that it thought I was making a link due to the punctuation. Iā€™m confused by your original question, did you think I was unaware of where the action was taking place? I have been on the ground for 400+ days (33 years technically lol)
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and segregate the action? no thank you! not to be rude but you are missing the point. itā€™s a *group project* this society thingā€”not Hell Monopoly to be played by a single King Baby lol. whole circus tent has to come down and that doesnā€™t happen by dividing to conquer lol
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hey anyone reading thisā€”letā€™s PHYSICALLY show up! these are mentally ill bozos, not gods and kings šŸ˜¹ tried to do the same at a sit-in last year, had trouble getting the passion started in peopleā€™s hearts šŸ”„ seems like a good time to direct ourselves to a certain address for a lil block party, no? šŸ„³šŸŖ©
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the rest of the class is staring at youā€”waiting to get smoked out at lunch by the cafeteria dumpsters šŸ‘€ šŸƒšŸ’Ø lol
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I thought the mushroom enthusiast account I follow posted this šŸ˜³šŸ„ would have had to put him on a watchlist
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yay incoming barometric pressure migraine make my brain go wheee šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ¤¢