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he/him/his/dude By day, Justin Patchett, professional artist. By night, I do whatever I want. Berenstein Universe transplant.
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Jim Henson would sit down on a talk show, Muppeteering Kermit in full view of the audience, mouth in full motion as he provided voice for his frog… And you’d never notice Because he gave it life and presence so believable, you’d never think the voice came from anyone other than Kermit.

When my brothers were in high school, they were in a production of “Beauty and the Beast.” It began with a larger-than-life storybook opening to reveal Prince Adam inside to tell his backstory. It ended with he and Belle stepping into it together. Beautiful set piece. I think about that a lot.

Pretty bold of “The Handmaid’s Tale” to assume that Hawaii, after the rise of Gilead, would try to maintain the nation that is the United States. Pretty sure that with the rise of MAGilead, Hawaii would be like:

An EDM DJ having trouble talking to the crowd because their microphone isn’t working has all the energy of a psychic telling you they weren’t expecting anyone.

Hear me out: The Doctor picks a companion, and it’s a long-term, multi-series run with this companion. Dear friend, make the fans love them. Both are “mortally wounded” in the same event, but in a huge twist, the companion had been hiding their true identity as The Doctor, regenerated, all along.

Are these real ICE agents—or fake? Let's go through this video together: ▪︎Gun holsters not regulation ▪︎Pistol magazines not set up properly ▪︎ID patches do look correct—but they are also sold on Amazon ▪︎ Bulletproof vest too small for body—leaving vital organs exposed ▪︎Wearing saggy blue jeans

Some days, you just wanna sit down to a movies where Nazis get punched and eat lead.

If my only option to fly to a destination is United, I don’t care if it’s to Australia, I’m driving.

“Hell yeah” is the exact opposite of “Heavens no,” and I just can’t even.

You guys remember when “Thunderbolts*” didn’t have the asterisk at the end and this was its title card? Based on the plot we got, I think this is perfect.

Boycotts aren’t enough. Cost them money. Walk in on the hottest days to cool off. Use their bathrooms. Click their ads and never buy the product. #TargetIsJustABathroomWithAGiftShop

“I asked ChatGPT…” Well, I asked Kevin Feige. I have probably already said too much.

One of the biggest triumphs in the Thunderbolts* score (no spoilers ahead) is the use of different motifs to represent members of the group that all come together in the title track. (Still working on finding one for Alexei and Ava.)

No spoilers: Thunderbolts* is the best MCU film since Avengers: Endgame. It’s the payoff true believers have been waiting for. Required watches before you go: Ant-Man and The Wasp Black Widow Falcon and the Winter Soldier

Nancy Mace has made a full recovery, is back to shaking hands again

If Marc-Andre Fleury isn't a first Ballot HOFer, I WILL RIOT!!! Just his smile alone is HOF worthy For anyone who tries to argue against it: 3 cups 1 Vezina 1 William Jennings Carried a 1st year expansion team to a cup final

There’s only one regret I have in switching over to BlueSky from Twitter. Ted Cruz isn’t here. What account do I tag when I want to absolutely rake that waste of Texas real estate over the coals? What @ do I use when I want demand he apologize to a forest for wasting precious oxygen it produces?

Am I supposed to be experiencing FOMO for knowing that SecDef Hegseth hasn’t put me on one of these Signal chats?

*Of course* advance information on US combat operations is classified. Pretending otherwise is an insult to our troops, who all know this. The Secretary is unfit to lead.

Gallup: Latest: 44% (Apr 1-15, 2025) This term peak: 45% (Jan 21-27, 2025 First term peak: 49% (May 1-13, 2020) Rasmussen: Latest: 51% (Apr 18, 2025) This term peak: 56% (Jan 23, 2025) First term peak: 59% (Jan 26, 2017) Trump has accomplished the feat of being both a liar and a Truther.

Let's elevate the fighters: Van Hollen for risking his life to find Abrego Garcia in El Salvador Booker for his 25 hr speech to expose on Trump & Musk's corruption Schatz for blocking 300 Trump nominees Bernie & AOC for rallying hundreds of thousands of Americans Newsom for suing Trump over tariffs

Utterly Baseless Lorcana Prediction: Ravensburger will ban Clarabelle - News Reporter. Normal stats for a 4-cost card in Sapphire but with an ability that fits the Ruby profile (or, more accurately, Ruby/Sapphire)? Clarabelle is not long for the world. #Lorcana

JUST IN: Deputy Assistant to the President and "Counterterrorism Czar" Sebastian Gorka says anyone advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia could be viewed as "aiding and abetting a terrorist" and be federally charged. (h/t Philip Germain)

Just a couple of quick points to make. A couple of things that are in no way, shape, or form related. - Trump wants El Salvador to take in “homegrown criminals,” next. - Republicans (including my district’s representative) regard pro-Palestinian sentiment to be terrorism.

Trump and Musk are eliminating 90% of Social Security’s regional staff—and, at the same time, will now only post public updates from Social Security on a platform owned by Musk, where more than 90% of seniors won’t see them. Corrupt, cruel, and wrong.

What are differences between these two images? One is an emperor, the other wants to be one. One issued a so-called “reciprocal” tariff on the other. The other cannot tariff the one because it is, in fact, a penguin. One is cold-blooded, the other just lives in cold climates.

This dude is currently live on Tik Tok protesting. I’m telling yall, the waters are churning more and more out there.

Today’s Premier League match for Crystal Palace.

Enter Senator Booker’s sheet of paper into the Smithsonian.

Using April Fools’ Day as an excuse to lie to people about something that will cause them emotional distress isn’t “funny” or a “prank”—it’s mental and emotional abuse attempting to use this “holiday” as a scapegoat.

If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.

The Republicans seem scared of what might happen on April 1 in Florida. @gayforcongress.bsky.social @joshweil.bsky.social

"I think most Americans've become accustomed to you don't actually listen and believe to every word the president says." - Rep. Andy Harris (R, MD-01)

Them: “no ‘war plans’ were discussed” The chat:

OPSEC violations are LIFE OR DEATH consequences. OPSEC violations for service members are COURT MARSHALLED and LOST OF JOB. OPSEC violations for MILSOs (milspouse) are KICKED OUT OF THE SUPPORT GROUP and POSSIBLE JAILTIME. what about when those in the government? nothing. absolutely nothing.

The only person in the group chat with a modicum of integrity was the journalist who wasn’t even supposed to be on it in the first place.

Losses in the stock market since Feb 19 account for an 8% drop in under a month. Had this happened in one day, it would have triggered a circuit breaker. Had this happened in two days in November 2012, the now-president would have demanded the impeachment of the president.

Tagging @kimerrikin.bsky.social for no reason.

Wait until MAGA finds out the Statue of Liberty is both a woman and an immigrant…