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puffpuffpossum.bsky.social
Just a stoney balogna possum here to support my amazing friends and be silly | she/her | aspiring artist & writer | 420🍃
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Oooooo I have more art to show y’all! Hang tight 🙂‍↔️

REALLY?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

Hey Mushlings! Come over and tickle my pickle while i bully my friends for my birthday!

TIL the holes on the sides of castles are for scaffolding! They were used to make the castle originally and can be used now for repairs!

If they wanna be silly with a vague scam, I’ll out silly them back.

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE MEANING OF LIFE WAS ROCK AND STONE?!

Enjoy ☺️

Greys Anatomy is one of the funniest shows in the most subtle ways. It’s not the lines themselves, but the delivery and facial expressions from the actors. Absolutely hilarious at the perfect moments. 3 seconds later I’ll be sobbing.

I’m not ugly, I’m just not my type.

Monopoly go is getting serious 😂 @nixtli.bsky.social @ecogeeko.bsky.social

She is literally so stupid cute I cannot handle it. The cute aggression is real.

Get a closer look at Appa Orisa in #Overwatch2 x Avatar: The Last Airbender 🐏

@ecogeeko.bsky.social 😂😂😂 girl this is the funniest shit I’ve seen today and it isn’t even 6 am.

When the part of the nightmare that wakes you (and the only thing you remember) is your ex’s ugly fucking presence appearing and mentioning your cat isn’t ok. -_-

“If death is the worst you can imagine, you have not known suffering.” - Lady Quigley

Don’t let someone else’s success diminish everything you have yet to accomplish.

“You’re terrible for wishing death on someone!” Am I? Am I really that bad? Or is the guy who’s running the show lining his pockets with the blood of people he’s actually killing with his greed the bad guy? Sorry, but these CEO’s are legitimately hurting people, killing people with ‘policy.’

Jewelry is people ornaments and Christmas ornaments are tree accessories.

Idk this is some of my best work #lethalcompany

It’s fun how mental health providers can just decide “nah we don’t take your insurance anymore lols now you owe us money out of pocket and a lot! Get rekt nerd. 🖕🏻”

This midday nausea business has got to end. I’m over dry heaving and gagging. Day 2 and I’m sick of it.

star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”

Reeeeeeeally missing my dad today. Was sending a snap and scrolled down to see his little bitmoji. Sleeping. And that is breaking me right now.

Baking is all ‘The ph of the soil is too high I fear I may die 😩’ and cooking is all ‘FUCK YEA CONCRETE!!! 🤩’

People who bake can suck my dick.

Why does Sheba look so angry lol

Why does Sheba look so angry lol

BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!

Look at this baby

Hooray! No more disco in the bathroom! 🤩

TIL that people have zero concept on what editing a video is. There are people that genuinely think adding a zoom effect to a video, is actually the person moving their camera. I swear we are growing dumber.

If you name your kid some nonsense ass name, and upon telling people the name you discover they are easily mocking it and you get mad…..DONT NAME YOUR KID THAT. You didn’t like it once, they won’t like it 100000000000 times. DONT NAME YOUR KID ASHTRAE & NOT EXPECT KIDS TO MOCK THEM WITH ASHTRAY.

This poor electrician is discovering the nightmare of my unlabeled breaker box. I’m sorry sir, I see you struggling. I am not helpful as I know nothing and would be in the way, but I support you in spirit. Please don’t give up on my bathroom light.

I WANT A GREAT DANE SO BAD. FUCK 😡 why I gotta be poor?

Don’t mind the dirty mat I just finished them when I took this. So. Much. Filing.

I’m my own nail tech now 😈 also I’m super proud of these, I did so good!! 🥰

“What kind of rock is that?” *lick* Halite. ✨ G E O L O G Y ✨

Anyone else start tearing up when looking at gifts for friends? I just think about how happy it would make them and imagining them happy makes me happy and makes my eyes leak.

Guess who fixed her glasses? This possum.

I’m at work and not angry! Hooray for riding out another bipolar 2 depressive episode. I only have been fighting it off for like 2 weeks. But HUZZAH! I mitigated the bad feelings until they went away. Proud of me. All without meds too.

Do you ever just “HAAAAA ba da gah da! Ba ba baa!” At your pets? I hope they’re absorbing the wisdom I bestowed upon them.