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Did not finish The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom :) I am going to bed.

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Here's a unusual advertisement for Tales of Destiny for the PS1, scanned from my copy of the January 9/16, 1998 issue of Famitsu.

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

As expected, the Zora section was not up to snuff with the Gerudo, but at least it's the best of the bad sections. Unique temple, which counts for something. Now let's hope the end game is not the worst garbage in the world. I've just checked and I played more than 90 hours. It's time to end it.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

The Palestinian-led BDS campaign has called for a boycott of Xbox and Microsoft Games, and Bethesda is explicitly named as a target. If there is an Oblivion Remastered on its way, don't give them your money! For more on the boycott: www.bdsmovement.net/news/boycott...

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Oooh, because you get a bunch of blueprints. That's why it's called Blue Prince. I get it now.

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

TikTok out here trying real hard to ruin my day 💀

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Blue Prince if it was good

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Do you think Albert Einstein enjoys being necromancied back from the dead, to be a cheap AI animation for this shovelware game app?

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

This was a lot more overstimulating than I'd imagined, pun intended. Raucous episode. People don't use the word raucous enough anymore.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Mercurius Pretty is another example of a developer perfecting one genre. Studio Headroom has a long series of raising sims, called Graduation. The goal is, you guessed it, getting girls to graduate. Usually seen in anime style, the PS1 switched to FMV in Graduation Real. Here's the intro: #chosting

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Surprise, new writing! Here's a rare review, where I slowly become disillusioned with how people talk about video games. It's like a manifesto, but in video game format. Hurray. Anyway, Donkey Kong on Nintendo Game Boy was a pretty bad time, actually 👇 www.giantbomb.com/donkey-kong/...

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No one does it like Sega Saturn. Here's Virtua Photo Studio, a game where you take pics of FMV photoshoots of girls getting naked. That's it! It's just softcore porn; the swan song of developer Transpegasus who only did this game since the LaserActive and then 3DO Gameplay below #chosting 🧵👇

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Intro to the gorgeous Mercurius Pretty on Sega Dreamcast. A Japan-only raising sim, originally on PC98. With alchemy, you nurture a lil homunculus into their own person, with many different outcomes, a la Princess Maker. The Dreamcast one is fully voiced I love this so much. #chosting 👇🧵

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Yooo dope, my medication got sent to the main post office again, defeating the point of their purpose AGAIN, let's gooooo

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Omg twins kinda 🙏

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Give me the strength today to not yell obscenities at US politicians that are currently "posting through it," instead of actually sticking their neck out in any way whatsoever.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Surprise, new writing! Here's a rare review, where I slowly become disillusioned with how people talk about video games. It's like a manifesto, but in video game format. Hurray. Anyway, Donkey Kong on Nintendo Game Boy was a pretty bad time, actually 👇 www.giantbomb.com/donkey-kong/...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

With a name like that, I had to look it up. It's surprisingly still pretty standard stuff. Also, looks like it was a series there for a while, but that's almost always the case.

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New release: The Office (2007 - Win) - https://www.myabandonware.com/game/the-office-vwe #abandonware

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When it's 1995 and you have to do a lil fearmongering to protect corporate interests, but accidentally make it sound super awesome ☠️

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

No one does it like Sega Saturn. Here's Virtua Photo Studio, a game where you take pics of FMV photoshoots of girls getting naked. That's it! It's just softcore porn; the swan song of developer Transpegasus who only did this game since the LaserActive and then 3DO Gameplay below #chosting 🧵👇

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment