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Snarky, gay male science professor. Married 33 years to the same guy. Liberal with a brain and no Fs to give to anyone who supports the orange menace.If you want money, solicit "love" or have nothing to say other than "Hi," prepare to get muted or blocked.
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Real heroes are anti-fascist liberals.

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5 Accomplishments for this past week. -Fucked E-lawn -Fucked E-lawn's mom -Got E-lawn to fuck his mom -While E-lawn was busy, I fixed his Swasticar horn to play "Deutschland Uber Alles" -Discovered that the self-driving unit of Swasticars is literally a muskrat raised for E-lawn's and tRUmp's wigs.

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George Washington would like a word with the current occupant:

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Germany came close to giving Nazis a win--- TOO close. This is directly due to interference by E-Lawn and the 🍊💩. www.cnn.com/world/live-n...

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I'm highly disappointed that the 🍊💩has surpassed William Henry Harrison's tenure as POTUS.

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If I had to do the Five Accomplishments list for E-Lawn's DOGE twinks, It would go like this: Dear Mr. Musk, This week, I: -Found a new dealer in SE DC for your Ketamine -Bought a new orange-umber make-up foundation to impress the boss

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

#DOGE has taken government efficiency to its lowest limit yet. Called the Social Security office today, 800-number only BTW - spent 10 minutes listening to announcements of what to do online, and 2 hours to wait to speak to someone. And I can't make appointments anymore at local offices. #MuskSucks

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FYI: remember that little story the 🍊💩used to tell about the beautiful woman and the snake? He’s the snake.

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BBC is doing the job that @cbsnews.com, @abcnewsgo.bsky.social @nbcnews.com and @cnn.com won't do: Call out the lying liar as the liar he is. bbc.com/news/article...

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Government works best and at its most efficient when people who KNOW how to work in government operate within it. Hiring evil businessmen to run it as a business is not the answer. Biden should have fired this clown 4 years ago. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

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Look closely.

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With all the firings at the FAA, it’d be a real shame if something should happen to Air Force One or Marine One while they were way up in the air. Yessir… a real… shame.

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Dear @axios.com and @axiosnews.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy : 90% of Americans will STILL call it the Gulf of Mexico. Only the brainwashed and brain dead will call it by it misnomer. FFS, grow a spine.

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He is SO stupid that he does not know the can of worms he has opened with this. Especially for his disillusioned voters who won't take kindly to losing money from subsidies, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.

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A couple is standing in line in front of me at the pharmacy speaking Spanish. And I didn’t contact ice because I’m not an asshole.

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As radical Christian extremists attempt to overthrow the government for a pair of antichrists, I want to ask, WWJK...(Who would Jesus Kill?)

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

How many times will this moron Collins think her constituents will believe her? I'd sooner trust Barnabas Collins than Susan Collins.

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“We’ve got to get into the business of making America healthy again,” said Sen. Mike Crapo, R-Idaho, adding that Kennedy will bring a “fresh perspective” to the office. Caputo doesn't know the meaning of the word "healthy." apnews.com/article/rfk-...

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I did this, and when it asked for details, I said "It's Gulf of Mexico. Grow a spine."

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Just a reminder, “Science” includes computer science, without which Elon Musk would just be another rich South African racist playing with his dick.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

With Traitor Gabbard officially confirmed, we are no longer safe.

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ARREST AND INCARCERATE ELON MUSK NOW!!! People will die because of his actions!!

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