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My favorite Kurt Vonnegut quote--"you are what you pretend to be"--comes from Mother Night, a novel about an American spy who pretends to be a Nazi propagandist only to realize later in life he was just being a Nazi propagandist

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ive never had the manufacturers recommended canned soup experience™️

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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

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you might feel moved when visiting the Betsy Ross museum, but don’t get carried away! They won’t even let museum employees do this activity

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can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it

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thank you philly

submitted 28 days ago • 36 comments

#comic #comics

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sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch

submitted 44 days ago • 47 comments

who buys pre-shat jeans?

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brand new diner serves coke the normal way

submitted 35558 days ago • 137 comments

Explaining Deus Ex Machina to an american:

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my advice to any aspiring pro lottery player: save your first winning ticket. don't cash it in. my first win was about $125,000 and the first thing i did was cash it in, and i still regret it. the money is just money. the ticket is a reminder of what you did, you understand? what you're capable of

submitted 55 days ago • 61 comments

why ain't bmw ever race nascar

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this is the best game I've ever seen please do not remind me of all the other times anyone has said this

submitted 58 days ago • 19 comments

someone take my phone away so i don't post what i really think of the slew foot on jared spurgeon

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

much has been said about OJ Simpson, but he could at least pull of a fucking hertz commercial

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Originally posted April 26th, 2018

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coffee 2 redbulls no food (for health)

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a YouTube video called "Homemade Formula 1 car first test drive" can go a lot of ways

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