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BREAKING: The United States of America will temporarily reopen as a Spirit Halloween

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BREAKING: The USDA has confirmed five additional dairy herds in California have tested positive for the virus, raising the total to 732. Currently, 74% of the state's dairy herds are infected with H5N1.

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This is Grimes, to me

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well okay. that's not really what I wanted to hear

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elon musk might be one of the most paranoid weirdos out there

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Pretty much

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this is an act of unspeakable violence. it benefits no one, it doesn’t move a number on a balance sheet. it only guarantees that every one of these incarcerated transgender people will be tortured.

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It's pretty cool that Eater put together resources for restaurants about how to handle ICE raids

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Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.

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This is the intersection point between Muskian arrogance and idiot populism: The conviction that there’s an extremely simple solution for everything that, somehow, nobody else has ever noticed & that you via either genius or “common sense” have uniquely hit upon.

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All Democratic governors should use their State of the State addresses in this way. Nicely done, @govpritzker.illinois.gov . www.c-span.org/clip/state-l...

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REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

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Actual post from a White House account

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the garbageman and i are in a little prank war so i made an exact genetic clone of him and i’ve set him out with the bin this morning lmao

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it’s so cool that we are at the whims of this reactionary force of groypers that don’t understand anything, lead by the dumbest guy ever seen in history

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elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.

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potion of minor healing | potion of minor stamina

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become ungovernable

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hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

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this is happening at least once a day now

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Planes are crashing because Trump and Musk wanted to cut their own taxes even more. Say it over and over and over again until it sinks into people's brains and they correctly associate every crash with two billionaires who never fly commercial.

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Some teenager just showed up and fired all of our jugglers.

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1st, the Tweet is real. 2nd, who TF is running this account? This is authorized as a Gov account and is posting abject cruelty. There must be some naming & shaming for this.

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This is so beyond evil that I don’t even have the words

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Want to go visit the national parks this year? Sorry. The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired. www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

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See that bright, glowing object with a tail? That's not a comet. That's the planet Mercury.

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remembering when aaron rodgers got really into crypto and started styling himself like a guy who sells black market Brain Jacks in a cyberpunk movie

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by allowing president JD Vance's transvestigation "Witchhammer" program to be implemented the trap has been set. now we just sit back and wait for them to execute some cis people and wham. the trap has sprung. check the news. i just told jake fuckin tapper i'm skeptical of this plan's effectiveness

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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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