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punnylyddie.bsky.social
Puns, pumpkins and pussycats 🐱 She/Her
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the gay agenda is to just not get exterminated

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

My favorite novel is 100 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘖𝘧 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘥𝘦 because just imagine *closes eyes and clutches fist* all that fuckin’ solitude.

submitted 1 hour ago • 6 comments

an eye for an eye leaves the whole world yaaaaarrrrgh matey

submitted 23 hours ago • 5 comments

Officiant: and do you, Bradley, promise to listen to hours of continuous chatter, interjecting "uh huh"s as appropriate? Bradley: Uh huh.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Hobbies include building fires, lighting fires, and calling the fire department

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

Rosacea and chill?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I miss farting with confidence

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Text “STOP” to stop the world and melt with me.

submitted 63 days ago • 8 comments

i dont understand how someone as basic as i am can have so much stomach acid

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

i got stung by a radioactive bee i can't fly or make honey, but my knees look fucking spectacular

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

I hope you don’t mind I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is when dressed as a squirrel

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Why does time always speed up on lunch breaks?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Not really a fan of buttholes if I'm being perfectly honest

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The thing that makes me laugh the most is probably humor

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

"We have Dr Pimple Popper at home"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Buying the same pair of shoes as you did the last time is called a déjà shoe.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Did a dentist invent celery or what?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I worry that I might not be very smart but then I find free sidewalk cheese and everything's ok again

submitted 8 days ago • 11 comments

The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The visible spider count in the downstairs toilet is 18. Six of them live there, the rest are visiting. There's a tiny bowl filled with miniature keys. One spider just chose a key and left with another. The visible spider count in the downstairs toilet is 16.

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

If a guy falls asleep wearing a tank top, does he wake up with one testicle hanging out the arm hole?

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Skeeting and deleting. - an autobiography

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I miss riffing about silly things in chat rooms with my online friends the most

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

When you kick a pirate in the crotch

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Guess how many pairs of googly-eye glasses I have at work. Nope. More.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Part of me wants to be on one of those Follow These People lists but the anxiety part of my brain knows that then the pressure will be on and I will have to actually make an effort to be funny.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I should have been a seamstress for the band.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

The most important rule of driving is never let your car touch another car

submitted 3 days ago • 36 comments

It would seem almost rude not to murder the guy who just soundproofed my apartment.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Police Officer: Sir, we have reports you've trained your pet bird to injure passersby. Me: That is ridiculous! Him: For my records, the pet's name? M: Paul the Attack Canary.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Poking my brain with a stick like, c'mon. Do something funny

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

You can't judge a book by its intentionally left blank page.

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

This is something that a totally normal person would have on their phone, right? Right??

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I don't get personal on main very often, but I spent a few hours writing this, and I want you to read it. It's about my dad and my stepmom, and me, and Stranger Things, and what's happening to the VA right now. www.cheriepriest.com/blog/the-dep...

submitted 5 days ago • 91 comments

[on phone w/ customer service] hello yes i would like to exchange my persistent horrors for some lackadaisical horrors pls

submitted 19 days ago • 8 comments

Live Laugh Licky boom boom down

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

No honey, it’s OUR jar of fingernail clippings.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

If you know a youth or adult trans person please make contact with them today and hear back. they are going to need help, a lot of them, tell them You're here for them thank you

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

That one Vine about Road Work Ahead lives in my brain forever

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Launchpad McQuack could get it

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The fire in his eyes was just conjunctivitis

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Microwave safe? It doesn't seem like a sensible place to keep your valuables.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Sometimes I have to remind myself that people I know IRL follow me on this account and that I need to delete that filthy skeet I just spent 20 minutes composing in my head

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

That song is hilarious until somebody sneezes and you actually lose your meatball.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments