The most important rule of driving is never let your car touch another car - ThreadSky

weeder.bsky.social • 3 days ago

The most important rule of driving is never let your car touch another car

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thekennedykab.bsky.social•3 days ago

But that's how my car learns.

oldeluke.bsky.social•3 days ago

What if they like each other?

rick-geyer.bsky.social•3 days ago

Or, for some unknown reason, anyone on a sidewalk. ?

artibollocks.bsky.social•3 days ago

What about parking by sound (old style)?
Or
Have you ever been to Italy?

chuckp.bsky.social•3 days ago

Rule List for AI cars:
1. Don’t hit the thing.
Done.

tristannuvo.la•3 days ago

butt rubbing is racing

jcsalterego.bsky.social•3 days ago

(vin diesel voice)

springrainbloom.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is why I prefer driving bumper cars

starkmojo.bsky.social•3 days ago

The most important rule is never hit a person. Do your best not a hit a car but if it’s between a car and a pedestrian/ cyclist better call Maaco!

Ask your Gen X friends what that means if you don’t know.

tejasglass.com•3 days ago

Forbidden kiss

johnnyatomic.bsky.social•3 days ago

If ya ain't tradin' paint, are you really racin' ;)

jedeckert.bsky.social•3 days ago

Rubbings racing

rotcityriot.bsky.social•2 days ago

These are the deep thoughts I follow you for

ufomitzidino.bsky.social•3 days ago

The 1st rule of driving is don't talk about driving. (Especially when your driving.)

yourhcklbryfriend.bsky.social•2 days ago

MACT: Mothers Against Cars Touching

lalonguedurayofsun.bsky.social•3 days ago

driving 🤝 visiting hours at jail
NO TOUCHING

thesleeperssleep.bsky.social•3 days ago

My car keeps touching itself. Please advise

bewilderj.bsky.social•2 days ago

Right up there with keep the rubber side down

stillwellgray.ca•3 days ago

so many cars and they never kiss

brokentoy13.bsky.social•3 days ago

When I taught My 12 Year-Old Nephew years ago how to Drive, I told him:

"The Main Most Important Thing I Can Ever Teach You About Driving Is: HOW TO *STOP.*

STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP. STOP."

& then I showed him How To Automatically STOP.

Even without Thinking. Just REACT.

#LifelongForeverHabits.