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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S Thompson. He, Him LGBTQ BLM
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I just learned that crows can hold a 17 year grudge against a person and I’ve officially found my new spirit animal…. 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

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Pretty much sums it up

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Please please please goad Musk into flying on one of his totally safe rockets.

submitted 21 hours ago • 72 comments

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

submitted 8 hours ago • 252 comments

It's fine, it's only the steering

submitted 8 hours ago • 10 comments

this is how it feels to use windows

submitted 13 hours ago • 16 comments

Poor man wanna be rich Rich man wanna be king And a king ain't satisfied 'Til he rules everything #BruceSpringsteen www.youtube.com/watch?v=biPb...

submitted 9 hours ago • 57 comments

I'm only on social media because it's a cheap solution to my low blood pressure issues.

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

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Idiocracy

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Oh how far we have fallen.

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Why is Mangione wearing a bulletproof vest are they worried more bullets are going to come out of him

submitted 18 hours ago • 20 comments

The world's going well at the moment isn't it. Very normal.

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

submitted 18 hours ago • 551 comments

‘Merica !

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Suffer the children.

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If you’re so convinced it’s an innocuous salute, why don’t you film yourself doing it and pop it on your LinkedIn, Facebook, Insta, and set a still of it as your WhatsApp profile picture

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Casually bringing this back… #OCanada 🍁

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Just saw your text from last night. Do you still need a fire extinguisher

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Elon Musk is giving We Wake Up One Day And Find Out That During The Night He Died Of Drugs vibes currently. It's really cool!

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

Happening now: protesters are outside the Fine Arts Building on Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago this evening. People are in line to see House of Reps Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries for an event tonight promoting his recently released book. Crowd chanting at them, "we don't need a book tour!"

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how many controversial salutes are there. i can only think of the one but admittedly i'm not a salute scholar

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Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”

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me: good morning Killbot killbot: good morning sir, shall i kill you this morning sir or prepare a smoothie me: smoothie please killbot: excellent choice sir i shall try again tomorrow

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[first day as a waiter] CUSTOMER: you never brought us our order ME: you said i could take it

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For the win 🥇

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Why do we allow this? Every politician who stays silent on healthcare needs to be run out of town

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Agreed, pass it on.

submitted 2 days ago • 188 comments

"We hate him too"

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

In Scotland we can't stand what's happening in America!

submitted 2 days ago • 208 comments

We are now finding bird flu in deer mice and house mice in Washington State. H5N1 is advancing along the evolutionary ladder—affecting birds, mammals, and humans. This is not speculation; it’s a timeline.

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