Please please please goad Musk into flying on one of his totally safe rockets. - ThreadSky

kevinmkruse.bsky.social • 22 hours ago

Please please please goad Musk into flying on one of his totally safe rockets.

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yossarian320.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I think the ketamine withdrawal might present a problem

lobsterlend.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Do it Elon! It will be fun. You’ll save the world.

geordieinitaly.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I suspect that most of the time he's higher than any rocket could take him..

dhfeldman.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I have my doubts about whether he could pass the flight physical to qualify for space flight.

bexone.bsky.social•7 hours ago

He’s rich, I’d let him buy his way out of the physical

dhfeldman.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I'm sure he can do whatever he wants on his own rockets!

myanulrich.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Name calling is all he has. A coward to the core. Left his birth country to avoid the draft. Just like his hero.

wistfulwitness.bsky.social•21 hours ago

A few years ago he got away with defaming a veteran caver who had rescued a dozen kids from a flooded cave in Thailand by baselessly calling him a pedo in a fit of pique cuz the guy called his offer of an experimental sub a publicity stunt.

Vernon Unsworth’s good name was robbed by a rich brat.

null.love•22 hours ago

Even the bezos was willing to stop sniffing his own farts long enough to use them to go to space. Musk is a pussyboy he will never do it.

bcvet.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Was that really space, though?

I mean- technically, sure.

But take a trip to the moon or the Space Station at least.

anubisthejackal.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Holy shit, if Musk goes out blowing himself up with a rocket, it will suck for Justice, but will kick ass for comedy.

davidw38.bsky.social•22 hours ago

This tweet was worth an extra donation to @captmarkkelly.bsky.social

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/mek-em-feb25/

barstoolphd.bsky.social•22 hours ago

And make sure Musk brings Trump on that flight, too.

yourlatenitefriend.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Cue his mom releasing another “my son can’t do this because…(insert random bullshit excuse here)” video.

rmmm222.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I mean, Trump wants a mew plane, hurry up hurry up... fine by me. Just saying

doitinprivate.bsky.social•21 hours ago

puckmama.bsky.social•22 hours ago

put him on one of the new experimental ones.

dogberryjr.bsky.social•22 hours ago

And make him throw the switch!

foxford.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Please!!🙏🏻 🤣🤣

wolfpack11720.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Elon is having a hard time getting his rocket up. He's having a rocket malfunction.
🤣😂

notmuchfun.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Yes, please.

juphoff.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I'd like to report a murder....

lindap46.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I think it should be mandatory that Musk test drive every one of his rockets and musk be the first person to colonize Mars, it's the least he can do!

kcroysdale.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Just need to get Zuckerberg into one, and Elmo will be peer-pressured into ... or he'll pussy out. I'm still waiting for their slap fight.

mirandalbkr.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I agree. But first, let's wait for him to force Boeing into that rush job on the new Air Force Ones.

rwilks.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I propose a self-piloted race to the moon and back, with the winner being declared "best and funniest billionaire." Ought to take care of at least a few of the bastards.

suannelqr.bsky.social•17 hours ago

“Nobody has ever gone into space while jacked on Ketamine, Elon. I bet you’re not man enough to do it.”

aladdintings.bsky.social•20 hours ago

We should also bet him he can’t learn to juggle chainsaws

kevnscan.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Great candidate for assessing solar radiation on mars

(Great read linked)

https://www.shesabeast.co/mars-radiation-space-travel-can-people-go/

yourlatenitefriend.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Shhhh, don’t tell Elon, he’ll wuss out of his epic journey if you do.

austenlied.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I’m crossing my fingers here!

poyoboyo.bsky.social•9 hours ago

ketamine and rockets both have outstanding opportunities right now. hell, they can collaborate!

kproud.bsky.social•22 hours ago

how is this happening from inside our own government. I suppose Mark Kelly will now get the letter Garcia got. It's ridiculous. they are stupid, incompetent.

dagenheim.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I know this is supposed to be tongue in cheek but SpaceX has a very high success rate... If he did he almost certainly would be totally fine and we'd be worse off after the publicity

tinybronto.bsky.social•7 hours ago

spacex's safety record is atrocious and well outside the limits tolerated by every other space program. that's why they were getting investigated by all the agencies elon is currently dismantling.

dagenheim.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I've been following SpaceX for 15 years and they have hundreds of successful launches. I'm not sure what safety record you could possibly be referring to

galbinuscaeli.bsky.social•6 hours ago

People tend to mix up the excellent launch records for Falcon 9 with the margin pushing development cycle for Starship. Testing to the point of failure gives excellent data on exactly where failure points are so they can either be redesigned or avoided.

slabgorb.com•6 hours ago

also widely dispersed hunks of toxic metal that too

tinybronto.bsky.social•6 hours ago

nasa does that without all the horrific and wholly unacceptable shortcomings of spacex. stop shilling for the genocidal billionaire actively scheming to kill you.

dagenheim.bsky.social•6 hours ago

I'm shilling for a massively successful and innovative rocket company. NASA's current contribution amounts to more 1960's antiquated technology that has embarrassed Boeing to the point they are leaving the space industry. Elon is beside the point.

dagenheim.bsky.social•6 hours ago

People hate Elon, and he's a Nazi so rightly so. But it's a little sad to see how their hatred blinds them to the achievements of the companies themselves. He certainly isn't nearly as smart as many of us used to think but he is good at funding and implementing other people's clever ideas

galbinuscaeli.bsky.social•6 hours ago

The successful companies have had Musk handlers who redirect his manic energy and somewhat tamp down his tendency to spectacle, his misanthropy, racism, authoritarianism, and general dickishness. This works when he is limited to businesses. But now he is leaning into blatant criminality.

krobertmarlo.bsky.social•7 hours ago

This is why it will need to be a secret mission directly into the sun.

bettyhumpter25.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Please please

rvengosh.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Not that you would care, but the Falcon 9 has a fantastic safety record.

waitmanwbeorn.com•12 hours ago

Unreasonably looking forward to Elon's rapid unplanned disassembly.

libbypotterboss.bsky.social•22 hours ago

As long as it gets him off Earth. I don't care what happens after that.

unraveled5.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Unfortunately I don’t think Musk is fit enough

michellemuzyk.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Not without Trump!

sarasmirks.bsky.social•22 hours ago

elon vs mark kelly? elon is an joke

lavender-wildcat.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Or the space car.

factgirl.bsky.social•19 hours ago

That’s what I’m sayin’

johneola2.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Buckled to one of the stabilizers, ideally.

pixelfish.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I would fear he would bring his child like the douche on the Titanic submersible did.

rkfatheree.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Elon knows he oversold SpaceX’ readiness. NASA might have made a different decision if Elon hadn’t said he had a capsule ready. Elon ego is dangerous for all living beings.

yourlatenitefriend.bsky.social•20 hours ago

It’s Thai Cave Rescue pt. 2: Space X Boogaloo

rkfatheree.bsky.social•20 hours ago

🎯 That’s who he’ll always be to me.

hezzer19.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I mean, if William Shatner can do it surely Elon can.

lostinspo.bsky.social•20 hours ago

He doesn't even have the balls to start up a real chainsaw. Hopefully he at least tries that and does some real damage to himself.

wethepeoplestill.bsky.social•19 hours ago

With Trump

jimibristol.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I think that teasing Musk should continue and intensify.

seditionscanner.bsky.social•18 hours ago

sipowicz1042.bsky.social•20 hours ago

If Elon got blown up on one of his own rockets it would be the grand daddy of all conspiracies

kyleiphd.bsky.social•18 hours ago

After everything we've been through, don't we deserve this much at least?

theodoric.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I’ve never seen him in one of his own cars, let alone one of his own rockets.

joeebert.bsky.social•22 hours ago

thoughts and prayers for that

erikhendrickson.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Goddamnit - everyone who still has an X account, DELETE it now!

Cancel it!

Musk is such a crybaby he will have a breakdown, likely requiring hospitalization.

yellowgreenblue.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Perhaps he’ll be stuck in outer space and orbit for years. Wouldn’t that be grand?

petrosmaximoff.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Icarus flying too close to the sun

nhsteady.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Both Elmo and TFG!!

ernekid.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Elon exploding himself really would be the most poetic way to end this.

kenwang3900.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Has anyone tried? The stable genius is likely wet his pant.

jvlaw.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Send him to mars! He wants to go there so bad! Go!

iowanighthawk.bsky.social•22 hours ago

ASAP

greenmatters.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Trump said he wants Elon to be in charge of "space". And they've outlawed remote work. So, Elon has to report to his workplace. Just sayin'.

iplayguitarbad.bsky.social•7 hours ago

"publicly attacked" LOL. Musk truly believes that any disagreement with him is by definition an attack. Biggest loser in the world.

kc238.bsky.social•2 hours ago

There may be one bigger…

pleming.bsky.social•3 hours ago

"He publicly attacked me"!

pleming.bsky.social•22 hours ago

"He publicly attacked me!!! That's not allowed, I'm the king!!!"

Fuck this twerp.

pleming.bsky.social•22 hours ago

coolerthanjesus.bsky.social•9 hours ago

And if Elon does it and the rocket doesn't explode, do it again. "Ooooo, big man! So you got on a rocket ONE TIME! How impressive, NOT!"

jennvg.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Picking fights with universally admired astronauts seems unwise.

marcalyn.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Mark Kelly is one of the most decent people in Washington. Getting him to call you a pussy is really like pissing off Canada.

rocketmansparty.bsky.social•6 hours ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZ7hN4f43Y

tesuquehillsoasis.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Perhaps he can take them all with him to establish INHUMANITY on MARS.

joeff53.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Curious whether his planes get
privileges flying into/out of DC.

marsrover.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Unfortunately the SpaceX team is a pile of exhausted, but incredibly good, young engineers & he would probably make it.

However, we've secretly replaced them with a tiger team of DOGE proteges. Will he notice? Let's watch!

galbinuscaeli.bsky.social•6 hours ago

SpaceX is run by Gwynn Shotwell. Not Musk. Don't mix up the organ grinder for the monkey. He is just there to cheer for everything and pay the bills.

l3moning.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I, quite sadly, suspect that come 2028 we will see essentially an end to US space exploration, public or private, purely because of Musk.

galbinuscaeli.bsky.social•5 hours ago

The actions of Musk and -2 are sending us down the path of a major recession.

averypoorhandle.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Yeah #Swastikus go grab your #SpaceDildo and bugger off to Mars. And #SeeYouInCourt #Krasnov

dianec.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Musk has the same narcissistic frailty as his co-president.
May they both go up in space. 🚀

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