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Who did this? šŸ˜‚

Looks porny

Jim Jordan says Americans don't want to see Donald Trump prosecuted. Let's prove a point. Do you still want Trump prosecuted?

People who hang hummingbird feeders and then stop filling them are dicks.

Dear Magasplainer lots oā€™ numbers, Please continue to ā€œcorrectā€ me every time I say we are a democracy by saying we are a ā€œconstitutional republicā€, because outside of a MAGA hat, an ā€œFJBā€ Snuggie and some truck nutz, nothing identifies you as an idiot and an asshole faster. šŸ‘šŸ»

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven't heard in 20 years but I've got no clue what my email password is.

You're really not going to like flying on an actual airplane.

This is so good it may stick.

Dear America: You are waking up- as Germany once did- to the awareness that 1/3 of your people would kill another 1/3 while 1/3 picks their ass and scrolls through their phones.

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I'd bet my life Donald Trump personally let Laura Loomer out of her kennel and ordered her to go full rabid skank walker on Elon Musk. I wouldn't be surprised if she's hiding in his toilet bowl right now waiting to gnaw his balls off the next time he sits down. She's committed.

Iā€™ll repost this as many times as I see it

Merry Christmas to everyone including all the radical right wing nut jobs who bitched about a ā€œstollenā€ election and then voted for the most obvious conman in the history of the world who posts stupid messages like this every holiday.

What country is the Panama Canal in?

I'm just saying šŸ¤·

We donā€™t even get a Gilded Age, we get a gold spray paint age

If you're so done with your fiancƩe and you just want to be left in peace with your new gf do you: 1) Ghost her 2) Be upfront and explain that your feelings have changed 3) Ask your dad to make her the ambassador to Greece Trumpworld lessons

I also wish you this freedom today. This exhilaration. You deserve it

Ernst: I know he's terrible but the stupids really want him so what choice did I have?

When you ask Italianā€™s about Luigi Mangione

It took damn near every book we had but we did it!

Accurate. Repost if you agree.

Supreme irony: If Trump successfully makes cuts to Social Security, some of the dipshits who voted for him may actually end up eating the dogs and cats.

Expecting people to be sad about the murder of a man who leveraged a broken industry (that companies like his broke in the first place) to make personal millions while making healthcare a privilege and squeezing out the poorest people, is a fundamental misunderstanding of the mood in this country.

Elon Musk spent $250 million dollars so Donald Trump could put him in charge of cutting wasteful spending.

something something.."you knew I was a scorpion"..something something..

I just realized I have over 300K followers here on BlueSky now. A couple of weeks ago I was around 10K. Thank you following me--I'll try to always live up to your trust because we have important work to do as a community to protect our freedom. We have a Republic to keep!

With all of this nations intelligence apparatus, I can't help but wonder how there could not be a plan in place for the chance that the President turns out to be a traitor set on destroying the country

Tonight was a watershed, and we passed this test successfully whatever happens by dawn hours: after the morningā€™s horrifying vicious assault aimed at intimidating us, people werenā€™t intimidated, they came in larger numbers and more organized than ever. #GeorgiaProtests

I have always admired people who are confident enough to not care if I see their messy house

#FuckJoeRogan Pass it on... kyivindependent.com/honestly-go-...

The people who hate socialism are the people who need it the mostā€¦ & use it the mostā€¦ & would enjoy more of it the mostā€¦ & just donā€™t understand what it is.

This needs to be said, loud, and often.