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My MAC cosmetics employees,,, baby where can I get merch … #MAC #Makeup

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Kali Uchis Oscar winning tears

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

no matter how tired i get, i gotta remind myself i can't complain about a full plate when the prayer was to eat

submitted 50 days ago • 13 comments

Sometimes you vibe, it’s cute, and then they say something small and you’re like 😌 damn you really are not gonna hear from me again 🤝

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Girl hobbies include singing Lana Del Rey as tho you’re beautifully and tragically haunted

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

My dear! My dearest! Grieve not that the beloved is so far away. I am plagued by mosquitoes. I already have two bites on my throat. One quite near the other on each side. One dreams so heavily in this desolate castle, but fear not.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck I just thought about this AGAIN HAHAHAHAH

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Unfortunately the Hauslabs foundation IS really good even if I’ve been married to MAC since high school 😔

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

nice song, i think i’ll listen to it 53 times in a row

submitted 70 days ago • 246 comments

I just wanna watch inuyasha and trinity blood.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Biggest purchase regret is not getting the vivienne Westwood lighter what the fuck was I thinking

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

i made a cat plate 🍽️

submitted 73 days ago • 10 comments

Hate dudes who only like science, if the science makes him more buff. Suddenly, everything is factual.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Girl boss? Never. Bad bitch? Always.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t need to get Charlie custom painted on a new Marc Jacob’s bag for Christmas … unless 👀

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Reminder to stop feeding ANY images of children to AI 💕

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Need my nephews to experience donkey konga

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese

submitted 80 days ago • 819 comments

It must feel SO good as a lion cub to be newly anointed across the forehead by a baboon with juices from a gourd and sand.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Get yourself that cheap UV lamp and the gel polish. If you’re really close to your nail appointment and your hair keeps getting caught, buff what you can, clean it, and add a quick top coat. It’ll make life way less irritating.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

Those target kitten heels tho …. I need like 3 colors.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I love my girl so much

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Unfortunately I do listen, and I do judge.

submitted 85 days ago • 5 comments

The only options now are to become a phoenix or death. I used to be a crane that wanted to be a swan.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

This product is the shit. It’s a true serum, non-sticky, non-transfer, gradual self tanner than develops beautifully! Layers well with creams, I use this year-round. It’s 50% off right now for $25. Yeah, you need it.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

secret santa at the cia prolly goes hard as hell

submitted 86 days ago • 54 comments