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My kind of pettiness

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Some years ago, Ivan Milat went on a hunger strike because he wanted a Playstation in jail. I just saw this quote from the prison warden about it and it's one of the most real life Brass Eye quotes I've ever seen.

This was really, really, stupidly funny youtu.be/dSlGxtOTbbI?...

Very happy to be celebrating the New Yorker’s 100th anniversary with this very normal and not at all disturbing cartoon. #newyorkercartoons #humor #cartoon #centaur #mythology #greekmythology

Attention beekeepers in Australia - big/small, hobby/commercial. We need you! The Australian Colony Loss Survey is open now until 10/3. It’s 7 minutes and open for all beekeepers regardless of whether your hives have been affected by Varroa. Please share www.coloss.au

This is beautiful (love the arcing) cc @halhod.bsky.social

Happy "Microsoft trying to force CoPilot subs" day in the UK for all who celebrate. (They just pinged me my renewal notice with it carefully worded to sound like a compulsory general price increase). 1) Go to your account page 2) Hit cancel 3) Change sub back.

Never ask a linguist "Is that a word?" because you will always get the same response, "IT IS NOW!" 😃 delivered with some variation of jazz hands like you just won a very low stakes game show and I'm so sorry it's just part of the training it's not something we can control.

This. Is. Amazing. Finally, an ebook alternative for Amazon, but for independent bookstores. This is amazing for readers who want to be more intentional about where you're spending your money. 📖 #BookSky

A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼

www.msac.gov.au/applications... The Aus gvt “is currently considering an application to include all gender affirming surgeries on Medicare with public funding - public consultation on the application is currently open, please consider responding" aus.social/@jemma/11392...

We're having a discussion about which interesting animal behaviour would be terrifying on a different species. The rules are a) it can't be an immediate danger to you b) it has to be so scary you would stop filming and leave. Feel free to play along. The current winner is vulture murmuration.

Microsoft is going to price gouge you by adding their genAI to your subscription without your consent, and they are not transparent about how to avoid this bullshit. Here's how to change your subscription back to "Classic" for a lower charge without Copilot: answers.microsoft.com/en-us/msoffi...

Cracked and Spineless choosing the best way to introduce your bookstore to BSky.

As said by someone trudging back in the rain near us, “five fricking balls!” #WAshes

Woohoo. At the Ashes at Manuka. Very excited - looking forward to a great match. #WAshes

i stride into the grocery store with two guns, blood from the razor sewn into the waistband of my pants drips down my ass while blood from the razor blade in the tongue of my shoe soaks the escape map that shows me how to get back to my house two miles away. i have forgotten my wallet.

many of us are doomin out tonite myself included so here is a poem by tony hoagland i like to read when i am trying to snap out of it a little

This books is so stupidly good. Anna Karenina Isn’t Dead - rewriting the stories of literary heroines who died, went mad, married unhappily etc. I was wondering why I liked it SO much and decided it’s so full of hope and joy and lives turned to happiness. It’s a balm upon the soul right now.

Here is how to disable Copilot in Word on a Mac. My version was slightly different. It was this: Expand "Word" menu > Preferences > Personal Settings > Privacy > go down to "Connected Experiences" and click Manage Connected Experiences > uncheck all the boxes > restart Word (cont'd)

This is a fascinating thread, though my feeling is it's basically six of one and half-a-dozen of the other when it comes to comparing exposure to state propaganda on either app. There's no denying this outcome is extremely funny though.

Just checked my phone and yup this is absolutely fucking gross, check your permissions people